SEPTEMBER'S EVENT LOG is now up! Come chase down some chickens, build a new animal pen, or ask your neighbor to refrain from painting your door with cow's blood. As you do! As a reminder, there will be a network post on September 14 to discuss the Asgardians' animal sacrifices. Keep an eye on this space!

We will be reading through the comments on that post to determine how the event concludes, eg. whether or not the sacrifices will be allowed to continue.

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As always, let us know if you have any questions or concerns! We hope you enjoy this one.

The name of that event keeps making me think of Phoebe's cow song on Friends.

that is exactly what it came from and I'm so glad you got it honestly

I AM OMNIPOTENT

/hElmo emote

Rawr, fear me mortals

Peter's from Missouri, you can bet your ass he's going to play with the cute cows ....then be totally horrified

there's the better part of a week to enjoy our new animal companions before Horror happens :' )

Someone's going to have to convince Airy cows are friends, not evil hellbeasts bent on mayhem

Yes good. All the dairy for making ice cream!

see Airy, the hellbeasts are giving us ice cream! definitely friends

Honir will be so excited to try ice cream

You know, I have no idea if ice cream exists in her homeland.

I need to think about what would be funnier...

Cue Sora making all the ice cream for everyone because how can anyone not have tried it yet? Share it around for everyone to have some!

(✿◉‿◉)🔪 : oh he will. Gotta catch all those chickens. His ship is in Skadi park, sure she wont mind if he builds a lil fence and keeps some cows

...also someone please teach him how to milk a cow

Peter is so getting milk in his face

Or trying to milk a bull

he can tell a cow from a bull! says him

but the milk in his face might very much be a thing XD

Wizera : no, omnipotent

(i has to continue the friends joke train)

(which i now realize is late lmao)

Pfft