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偷偷說

Mon, Sep 9, 2019 11:10 PM

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武則天證明了成功和性別沒關係
姜子牙證明了成功和年齡沒關係
朱元璋證明了成功和出身沒關係
馬雲他證明了成功和長相沒關係
比爾蓋茲證明成功和學歷沒關係
而我就比較厲害了
我證明了成功和我沒關係

lizard8734

Mon, Sep 9, 2019 11:11 PM

ferret1325

Mon, Sep 9, 2019 11:16 PM

eel531

Mon, Sep 9, 2019 11:40 PM

alien6491

Mon, Sep 9, 2019 11:40 PM

cod2244

Mon, Sep 9, 2019 11:45 PM

cherry8013

Mon, Sep 9, 2019 11:59 PM

horse2109

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 12:12 AM

sake6140

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 12:14 AM

human3015

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 12:21 AM

toro9520

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 12:26 AM

virgo9591

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 12:48 AM

cookie3065

說

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 1:12 AM

mantis3197

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 1:13 AM

我覺得這個笑話很成功啊，噗主明明就和成功有關係

grape5128

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 1:29 AM

toro4236

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 1:34 AM

squid1423

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 1:36 AM

這個結論

dove4521

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 1:40 AM

笑著笑著就哭了

queen365

說

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 1:40 AM

ham278

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 1:45 AM

不明覺厲

bunny7099

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 1:49 AM

pea2426

說

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 1:59 AM

banana3666

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 2:02 AM

banana1311

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 2:06 AM

sheep2382

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 2:08 AM

turkey1602

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 2:10 AM

這個笑話不錯

mint107

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 2:20 AM

馬雲那個也太過分了www

garlic2326

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 2:20 AM

笑著笑著就哭了

almond7049

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 2:22 AM

monkey202

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 2:43 AM

vodka5735

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 2:57 AM

camel6436

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 2:58 AM

我跟成功有關係阿，我成功他媽媽

cod9876

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 3:05 AM

worm9725

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 3:05 AM

bread208

說

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 3:06 AM

berry2878

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 3:12 AM

camel6436: 愣了一下才看懂，頓時感覺更心酸

waffle5541

說

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 3:15 AM

pamelo7678

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 3:18 AM

panda5900

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 3:31 AM

~~沒事的，大家都在~~（爆

cat2072

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 3:34 AM

笑著笑著就哭了

celery5905

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 3:35 AM

fries4409

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 3:36 AM

長相

turtle8966

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 3:37 AM

human385

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 3:45 AM

別這麼說會，每個人都有他的價值嘛(棒讀)

soba5273

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 3:53 AM

milk4421

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 3:59 AM

笑出乃
但笑著笑著，突然覺得真是人生寫照啊

kiwi546

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 4:06 AM

snack6913

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 4:07 AM

earth9851

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 4:09 AM

butter7416

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 4:20 AM

成功的笑話

star4408

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 4:27 AM

squid2401

說

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 4:33 AM

tea7042

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 4:33 AM

我們都是成功的媽媽

eel3968

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 4:43 AM

太真實，真實到我想笑又想哭

finch8094

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 5:00 AM

garlic5222

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 5:06 AM

好立志又好親切

viper4521

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 5:09 AM

eel5022

說

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 5:11 AM

shrimp4551

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 5:16 AM

hawk2163

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 5:19 AM

bean6941

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 5:21 AM

傑出

crane7951

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 5:32 AM

moon5856

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 5:36 AM

比爾蓋茲是哈佛輟學生喔

hippo5582

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 5:58 AM

tuna597

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 6:00 AM

mole142

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 6:00 AM

對吼，就算輟學了，依然是哈佛的輟學生啊

lizard8734

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 6:05 AM

噗主你紅了啦你和轉噗成功有關係

parrot3268

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 6:11 AM

哈哈哈哈哈嗚嗚嗚⋯⋯

lion3531

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 6:15 AM

想笑又想哭

curry8105

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 6:20 AM

我是成功之母

butter3736

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 6:20 AM

噗主你成功了

fly3397

說

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 6:23 AM

walrus2873

說

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 6:36 AM

finch9741

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 6:37 AM

tako480

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 6:43 AM

dwarf3266

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 6:44 AM

這個我去年有在長輩群組裡看過

cafe5829

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 6:56 AM

cake9332

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 7:02 AM

gemini4215

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 7:25 AM

ibis221

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 7:38 AM

finch541

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 7:49 AM

太真切了

peach4425

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 7:52 AM

太真實了

salmon8493

說

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 8:11 AM

pamelo1482

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 8:12 AM

成功：誰要和你有關係了，討厭~

cheese767

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 9:10 AM

ham278

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 9:12 AM

成功：媽，你怎麼可以說我跟你沒有關係呢？

ginger2061

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 9:31 AM

這笑話成功了，所以最後一式不成立XDDDD

goat4974

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 9:43 AM

goose8666

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 9:47 AM

笑著笑著就哭了

rum3706

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 10:09 AM

馬雲躺槍

ibis2123

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 10:19 AM

這笑話不是很久了嗎

wolf1352

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 10:21 AM

武則天如果不是那個性別還沒辦法那樣上位w
姜子牙沒那個年齡也不會有那些修為咩~

coffee8207

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 10:27 AM

lord8545

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 10:27 AM

newt8485

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 11:02 AM

lark4633

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 11:04 AM

fish7294

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 12:28 PM

笑著笑著就哭了

jay6391

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 1:08 PM

miso8862

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 1:09 PM

lord3637

說

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 1:09 PM

gin1200

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 1:28 PM

扣掉最後兩句話
這就是所謂生存者偏差
勵志類的泰半都是這類的邏輯謬誤

plum4783

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 1:34 PM

mule5074

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 1:39 PM

pear1528

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 1:39 PM

wasabi7879

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 2:09 PM

crane5870

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 2:24 PM

不不，噗主錯了，這世界上只分兩種人，一種是成功者，另一種是成功的失敗者，所以大家都跟成功有關係

witch5171

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 2:34 PM

papaya35

說

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 2:35 PM

笑了出來然後笑著笑著就哭了嗚嗚

aries2842

說

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 2:54 PM

呵呵…

alpaca7716

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 2:55 PM

fox2414

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 4:02 PM

ramen8465

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 4:03 PM

longan5355

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 4:10 PM

馬雲成功是因為他跟高官有關係啊。

witch5864

說

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 4:30 PM

比爾蓋茲學歷可高了
~~我以為最後會是韓國魚證明了成功和智商沒關係~~

tea7902

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 4:37 PM

一直以為比爾蓋茲是靠後台...記得看過文章說家人在初期的時候替他牽了很多線

coral4137

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 5:44 PM

bee7883

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 6:34 PM

viper3348

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 6:36 PM

witch5864: 求噗主補上去

mochi5666

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 9:03 PM

rum5307

Tue, Sep 10, 2019 11:37 PM

dwarf751

Wed, Sep 11, 2019 12:49 AM

crepe4035

Wed, Sep 11, 2019 3:50 AM

milk8242

Wed, Sep 11, 2019 4:02 AM

lemon1549

說

Wed, Sep 11, 2019 4:21 AM

snake8436

Wed, Sep 11, 2019 7:25 AM

cafe4678

說

Wed, Sep 11, 2019 9:29 AM

那要先看你怎麼定義成功
要有錢有名有權才叫成功那世界有九十趴以上的人都是失敗者
如果成功和你沒關係是個笑話，恭喜你你超成功的

clam1144

Wed, Sep 11, 2019 11:48 AM

sugar401

說

Wed, Sep 11, 2019 11:57 AM

toast4944

Wed, Sep 11, 2019 12:06 PM

lime513

Wed, Sep 11, 2019 12:36 PM

bull8955

Wed, Sep 11, 2019 12:39 PM

mouse1339

Wed, Sep 11, 2019 12:53 PM

這結論www 我覺得可以

virgo476

Wed, Sep 11, 2019 12:59 PM

一時半刻想不出到底該有什麼表情才好……

pita475

Wed, Sep 11, 2019 1:24 PM

笑了之後就發現好像哪裡不對

fries5206

Wed, Sep 11, 2019 1:46 PM

toast4944

Wed, Sep 11, 2019 2:08 PM

mussel4939

說

Wed, Sep 11, 2019 2:33 PM

mousse8171

Wed, Sep 11, 2019 2:36 PM

hotdog897

Wed, Sep 11, 2019 2:38 PM

成功他兒子叫克塽

waffle1336

Wed, Sep 11, 2019 2:44 PM

cocoa3135

說

Wed, Sep 11, 2019 3:12 PM

噗主你成功引起我又笑又哭了（

celery5154

Wed, Sep 11, 2019 4:02 PM

我忘記哪時候看到一篇文章說比爾蓋茲是因為他媽媽是IBM董事欸

celery5154

Wed, Sep 11, 2019 4:03 PM

之前剛好看到呂捷文章說的

butter8540

Wed, Sep 11, 2019 11:24 PM

earth707

Wed, Sep 11, 2019 11:31 PM

大家都是從幾億個同伴裡成為第一名然後成功活下來的，噗主不要沮喪，所有人的生命起始都是成功的！~~後面就…~~

lark652

Wed, Sep 11, 2019 11:34 PM

goose3531

Thu, Sep 12, 2019 12:49 AM

toast4944

Thu, Sep 12, 2019 1:55 AM

virgo5910

Thu, Sep 12, 2019 2:07 AM

笑了笑了就哭了

peach1978

Thu, Sep 12, 2019 4:16 AM

nut2812

Thu, Sep 12, 2019 6:39 AM

mint362

說

Thu, Sep 12, 2019 7:44 AM

cod9260

Thu, Sep 12, 2019 7:49 AM

hotdog897: 那個不是他孫子嗎

sheep1470

Thu, Sep 12, 2019 8:58 AM

https://images.plurk.com/3fDwOSsBAV33U0IAwDYhiq.jpg

peanut1890

說

Thu, Sep 12, 2019 10:54 AM

olive3253

Thu, Sep 12, 2019 1:41 PM

tomato2394

Thu, Sep 12, 2019 2:05 PM

cream5961

Thu, Sep 12, 2019 2:24 PM

goat4974

Thu, Sep 12, 2019 2:27 PM

hotdog897: 成功他兒子叫經

mule4313

Thu, Sep 12, 2019 6:01 PM

wow

cherry162

Thu, Sep 12, 2019 6:02 PM

ಠ_ಠ

說

Fri, Sep 13, 2019 4:44 PM

草　這串迴響真大

brandy2826

Sun, Sep 22, 2019 6:10 PM

突然覺得馬雲有點躺槍ww ~~所以說他是被公認很醜ㄇ~~

knight9883

Mon, Sep 23, 2019 12:36 AM

finch3858

Mon, Sep 23, 2019 2:34 AM

baboon3457

Mon, Sep 30, 2019 3:37 AM

笑得很開心然後想到自己

libra696

說

Mon, Sep 30, 2019 5:37 AM

笑著笑著就哭了

goat2102

Mon, Sep 30, 2019 4:34 PM

按了愛心，自嘲的幽默感我覺得很棒XD