Have I mentioned my mother is an overgrown child? because she is

my mom

she's got barely half an hour to check out but she's insistent on running to the dog park even though she really doesn't have time

me: check out, bring dad here then you can take your time?

Mom: nooooooooooooooo /flails/ I wanna go nooooooooooow
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meanwhile poor Moosey is stuck with her

<- them right now

I should pack and get ice cream no wait I'm trying not to cough up blood I should sit here and drink tea