【ＴｈａｔＡｌｉｓｔａｉｒ】
MEME: Shipping who we're logged in as:
【ＴｈａｔＡｌｉｓｔａｉｒ】
Nooooot the easiest one here...
just spite
【ＴｈａｔＡｌｉｓｔａｉｒ】
At least it seems they might be even in Parkour skills.
just spite
Both raised to be assassins?
【ＴｈａｔＡｌｉｓｔａｉｒ】
But Altaïr has no -- Oh wait, he kinda does...
【ＴｈａｔＡｌｉｓｔａｉｒ】
I mean.
【ＴｈａｔＡｌｉｓｔａｉｒ】
He has the perpetual feud with Abbas, whom he was supposed to be a brother to.
just spite
there you go
【ＴｈａｔＡｌｉｓｔａｉｒ】
And Abbas has tried to kill him multiple times.
【ＴｈａｔＡｌｉｓｔａｉｒ】
Including trying to stab him when both of them were children.
【ＴｈａｔＡｌｉｓｔａｉｒ】
So... Yeah, they've got some common ground there...
just spite
Certainly.
云深不吃素
look at him pretty mouf...
【ＴｈａｔＡｌｉｓｔａｉｒ】
Altaïr keeps his hood up to hide how hot he is and to hide his bright yellow eyes.
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
Hi, how goes being raised by a crazy person going Altair
【ＴｈａｔＡｌｉｓｔａｉｒ】
About as you'd expect. No concept of social intelligence, no concept of interpersonal relationships. No idea how his own feelings work. The usual.
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
perfect, does he want a drink and maybe to fight everything and then maybe think about how over the top arrogance nearly destroyed everything -
【ＴｈａｔＡｌｉｓｔａｉｒ】
Drink, no. The rest... Well. He has intimate experience with that.
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
p e r f e c t
【ＴｈａｔＡｌｉｓｔａｉｒ】
...Perfect?
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
Perfect
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
Except for the not being on boats and being able to swim, thing, that's tricky but it's OK they'll work it out
Ashen Key
I remain amused that for this meme, I was last signed in as Shepard
I remain amused that for this meme, I was last signed in as Shepard
【ＴｈａｔＡｌｉｓｔａｉｒ】
Mm. No. No boats. No swimming.
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Ashen Key
I had a Mass Effect AU for AC.
Ashen Key
oooooh?
【ＴｈａｔＡｌｉｓｔａｉｒ】
The Assassins, instead of being part Isu, were ingrained with senses given by the Leviathans.
Ashen Key
....haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yep
【ＴｈａｔＡｌｉｓｔａｉｒ】
Unlike Thane, they never did jobs for pay, but the moment Sovereign showed up, they pulled back and started arming up.
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
buddy. buddy you aint going to survive the Med. its all boats all the time
【ＴｈａｔＡｌｉｓｔａｉｒ】
No. Boats.
JACOB NO
would this pairing even work ??? 
【ＴｈａｔＡｌｉｓｔａｉｒ】
That is a good damned question.
JACOB NO
IT IS and I have no answer for it
【ＴｈａｔＡｌｉｓｔａｉｒ】
He did marry an Englishwoman.
JACOB NO
I know very little about her honestly, I hope she wasn't as stiff as James <<
【ＴｈａｔＡｌｉｓｔａｉｒ】
She was more... angry...
【ＴｈａｔＡｌｉｓｔａｉｒ】
Altair Ibn-La'Ahad & Maria Thorpe | Assassin...
JACOB NO
yeah I think she has every right. James is more tired and disappointed than angry.
【ＴｈａｔＡｌｉｓｔａｉｒ】
There's also the whole ocean/sea/boats thing, and that.. doesn't jive with Altaïr.
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
Poor Altair so many sailora
【ＴｈａｔＡｌｉｓｔａｉｒ】
(Look, he can swim. He has swam in canon. But after Adha died and Al Mualim got the Apple? Al Mualim did something to him and now? No more swimming.)
Craftyviking
【ＴｈａｔＡｌｉｓｔａｉｒ】
I do believe I am canon blind on that one.
Craftyviking
Captain Charles Vane from Black Sails
Craftyviking
A very bad man
Craftyviking
But he can give swimming lessons
【ＴｈａｔＡｌｉｓｔａｉｒ】
Altaïr doesn't need the swimming lessons. He'd react violently, actually. He's turned into a hydrophobe. I'd have to see some of Black Sails to know, though.
Craftyviking
He is the captain of a rather cruel crew.
Craftyviking
Proud defiant and does what he wants
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...Sounds more like a target than a ship.
Craftyviking
Who says a target can't become a ship
Craftyviking
or. Vane is also very unhappy about slavery, maybe he got to Talal before Alatir did