[work] UGH I AM SO MAD. I just had to deal with one of those one-in-a-million assholes that actually gets under my skin and I want to go find him at his job and punch his face in but I can't so I'm just here vaguely shaking and wanting to angry cry like an idiot

people insult me all the time, I've more or less gotten used to it (minus the guy who insulted my dead mother instead, still pissed about that five years later)

but when they start insulting our student workers, oh, this fucker

"You get your goosesteppers our here early, huh?"

you. absolute. piece of SHIT

go fucking die, no one will ever miss you, you racist, bigoted piece of shit

so I told him "It's good to know how you feel about the students on campus" and he demanded my name, like BITCH

god I'm so angry

what the entire fuck

...want me to kill him?

Yes, fuckstick, needing a valid parking permit is exactly like being in Nazi Germany.

good to know how you feel about students on campus, fuckwit.

jesus h tapdancing christ

like, yes, parking passes are expensive? but you have literally no control over that.

he probably has a MAGA hat

カイタン！ kind of yes but you're black, we've discussed this

I know, but I still gotta offer!

I'm just. so tired. there are LITERAL NAZIS ruining our world RIGHT NOW and y'all still think "hurrhurr Parking Nazi!" is funny?

oh my god that fucker needs to step out and GET READY TO CATCH THESE HANDS

I appreciate everyone's support. yesterday was the embodiment of "It's a beautiful day, now watch some asshole come fuck it up"

I also sorely regretted not getting this particular asshole's name, because I'm pretty sure if I had, my boss would have pettily emailed his boss about his attitude