DryadGurrl
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somebody missed me
DryadGurrl
and she also knows I promised her cereal milk today
𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫
aww kitty sweetness!
DryadGurrl
she's a good squeak
ɗυ boiѕ°
KITTY
DryadGurrl
I keep apologizing to her that things are changing, but I think she's okay
𝑜 𝑚𝑎𝑗𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑦 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑒
awww
StupidSexyV⚠der
awwww sweetheart
DryadGurrl
I worry about her with my first full week of work next week
DryadGurrl
especially since I'm going to be gone for longer than usual tomorrow, too
DryadGurrl
and doubly so with the possibility of new roommate moving in next week
DryadGurrl
OH MAN AND I FORGOT TO GIVE HER HER WET FOOD!
DryadGurrl
/scampers off to do so
StupidSexyV⚠der
she'll adapt!
DryadGurrl
yeah, but she barfs and sometimes spite-poops, and if she's doing that while I'm gone for 12 hours, that's not good
StupidSexyV⚠der
ah
DryadGurrl
and sometimes it's not spite, sometimes it's just she's getting old and can't make it all the way to the box
DryadGurrl
(usually spite, though)
DryadGurrl
and bc she's mine, cousin won't clean it up unless it's actually in his way
StupidSexyV⚠der
ugh
DryadGurrl
yeah, and then it's my fault that it's 'wrecking' the floor
StupidSexyV⚠der
dumbass
DryadGurrl
Y E P
DryadGurrl
and used to having someone there to clean up after him/everyone else
StupidSexyV⚠der
boy grow the fuck UP
DryadGurrl
ain't gonna happen
DryadGurrl
and one of these days he's going to have an accident, and I'm just going to have to call 911 and explain something fucking stupid like: "He appears to have been cutting a frozen rack of ribs with an electrical circular saw"
StupidSexyV⚠der
my foot. his ass. i could make it happen!
DryadGurrl
"No, I'm not sure when, I went to bed at 11, and it's now 8am, so sometime between the two, and no, I thought he was cutting something outside, I didn't realize it was in the kitchen."
DryadGurrl
(this is, in fact, something that has happened. I'm still finding dehydrated pork grit on things)
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