
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
[dating] SEVERELY just misread someones profile. It said "looking for doggie play dates."

sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
Did not read the word dates.

sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
LISTEN

sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
THATS OBVIOUSLY WHAT I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF FIRST

sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
the natural use of the acronym DP

sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
gonna have to pass, angelina


sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
Her profile specifies that she's actually a couple looking for fun, despite the cool beard

sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
and a superman fan? c'mon.

sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
yeah its a wild world out there

sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
uhhhh


sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
that says shanghai

sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
shanghai isnt 7 miles away....

sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
I'm starting to have concerns


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fuck it date the Vegemite

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she has B vitamins

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more emotionally fulfilling than Angelina

𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
rude. abby is just making it's obvious she's australian

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point stands - better than angelina. also it might be me but i want to at least say hi to figure out who the hell uses vegemite as a profile pic

sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
she was Australian fyi

sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
wow this person is super obnoxious



𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
she aint even cute enough to be that obnoxious. she's looks like she smells a bad fart in that pic

sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
I found an edm artist named DJ nadi but idk if it's the same person, they look really different


𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
could be the makeup?

𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
or photoshop who knows lol

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that woman looks like a Disney evil stepsister characature

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like what is her mouth doing