sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
[dating] SEVERELY just misread someones profile. It said "looking for doggie play dates."
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
Did not read the word dates.
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
LISTEN
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
THATS OBVIOUSLY WHAT I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF FIRST
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
the natural use of the acronym DP
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
gonna have to pass, angelina
gonna have to pass, angelina
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
Her profile specifies that she's actually a couple looking for fun, despite the cool beard
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
and a superman fan? c'mon.
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
yeah its a wild world out there
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
uhhhh
uhhhh
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
that says shanghai
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
shanghai isnt 7 miles away....
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
I'm starting to have concerns
I'm starting to have concerns
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fuck it date the Vegemite
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she has B vitamins
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more emotionally fulfilling than Angelina
𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒊𝒔
rude. abby is just making it's obvious she's australian
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point stands - better than angelina. also it might be me but i want to at least say hi to figure out who the hell uses vegemite as a profile pic
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
she was Australian fyi
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
wow this person is super obnoxious
wow this person is super obnoxious
𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒊𝒔
she aint even cute enough to be that obnoxious. she's looks like she smells a bad fart in that pic
sᴀʟᴛʙɪᴀɴ
I found an edm artist named DJ nadi but idk if it's the same person, they look really different
I found an edm artist named DJ nadi but idk if it's the same person, they look really different
𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒊𝒔
could be the makeup?
𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒊𝒔
or photoshop who knows lol
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that woman looks like a Disney evil stepsister characature
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like what is her mouth doing