I have to do so much shit in Japanese and I just. Do not want to.

Rent a car.

Reactivate my phone card

Redirect mega mochi

the last one requires writing a letter and apologizing that I can't keigo properly

maybe I'll claim my pension in here somehwere lmao at this point I'm just brining the paperwork in person

but I gotta get the rest of it together

what if I just... translated swords instead