๐š๐š˜๐š˜ ๐š’๐š–๐š™ ๐š๐š˜ ๐šœ๐š’๐š–๐š™
I told my sister about the "sexy palpatine" discussion and theory and she spat her drink and laughed hysterically.
๐š๐š˜๐š˜ ๐š’๐š–๐š™ ๐š๐š˜ ๐šœ๐š’๐š–๐š™
but no, she is not on board with that theory
๐š๐š˜๐š˜ ๐š’๐š–๐š™ ๐š๐š˜ ๐šœ๐š’๐š–๐š™
just you wait when rey turns out to be his daughter....
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NASTY
hebe
Rey is Palpatine's kid and you cannot change my mind
hebe
Palpatine fucked
hebe
think about that
agent quake ๐ŸŒผ
I can't believe I started this.
agent quake ๐ŸŒผ
what have I done
hebe
look at what you created
agent quake ๐ŸŒผ
I just wanted others to suffer with me.
agent quake ๐ŸŒผ
Now I'm the one suffering
hebe
you couldn't handle the thought of Palpatine in a 'hot stuff' thong
agent quake ๐ŸŒผ
I'm still haunted by that mental image
hebe
it will haunt you for the rest of your life
hebe
you're welcome
Dr. Yubsie
Palpatine should never do it
hebe
he definitely did
hebe
if Rey has to be related to anyone, it's Palpatine
hebe
and I will accept no alternatives
๐š๐š˜๐š˜ ๐š’๐š–๐š™ ๐š๐š˜ ๐šœ๐š’๐š–๐š™
i never want to hear another rey's parentage theory - because this is the truth
proั‚oะฒadger
Okay but at what point in his life did Palpatine fuck
proั‚oะฒadger
Because he wasnโ€™t horrible looking before he got all lightning melted
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