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I told my sister about the "sexy palpatine" discussion and theory and she spat her drink and laughed hysterically.
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but no, she is not on board with that theory
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just you wait when rey turns out to be his daughter....
สŸษชษดแด€แƒฆ
NASTY
defiant jazz
Rey is Palpatine's kid and you cannot change my mind
defiant jazz
Palpatine fucked
defiant jazz
think about that
สœแด€แดœษดแด›แด‡แด… แด„ส€ษชแดsแดษด
I can't believe I started this.
defiant jazz
look at what you created
สœแด€แดœษดแด›แด‡แด… แด„ส€ษชแดsแดษด
I just wanted others to suffer with me.
สœแด€แดœษดแด›แด‡แด… แด„ส€ษชแดsแดษด
Now I'm the one suffering
defiant jazz
you couldn't handle the thought of Palpatine in a 'hot stuff' thong
สœแด€แดœษดแด›แด‡แด… แด„ส€ษชแดsแดษด
I'm still haunted by that mental image
defiant jazz
it will haunt you for the rest of your life
defiant jazz
you're welcome
Dr. Yubsie
Palpatine should never do it
defiant jazz
he definitely did
defiant jazz
if Rey has to be related to anyone, it's Palpatine
defiant jazz
and I will accept no alternatives
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i never want to hear another rey's parentage theory - because this is the truth
proั‚oะฒadger
Okay but at what point in his life did Palpatine fuck
proั‚oะฒadger
Because he wasnโ€™t horrible looking before he got all lightning melted
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