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I told my sister about the "sexy palpatine" discussion and theory and she spat her drink and laughed hysterically.
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but no, she is not on board with that theory
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just you wait when rey turns out to be his daughter....
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NASTY
fu mr milkshake
Rey is Palpatine's kid and you cannot change my mind
fu mr milkshake
Palpatine fucked
fu mr milkshake
think about that
waffle party ๐Ÿง‡
I can't believe I started this.
waffle party ๐Ÿง‡
what have I done
fu mr milkshake
look at what you created
waffle party ๐Ÿง‡
I just wanted others to suffer with me.
waffle party ๐Ÿง‡
Now I'm the one suffering
fu mr milkshake
you couldn't handle the thought of Palpatine in a 'hot stuff' thong
waffle party ๐Ÿง‡
I'm still haunted by that mental image
fu mr milkshake
it will haunt you for the rest of your life
fu mr milkshake
you're welcome
Dr. Yubsie
Palpatine should never do it
fu mr milkshake
he definitely did
fu mr milkshake
if Rey has to be related to anyone, it's Palpatine
fu mr milkshake
and I will accept no alternatives
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i never want to hear another rey's parentage theory - because this is the truth
proั‚oะฒadger
Okay but at what point in his life did Palpatine fuck
proั‚oะฒadger
Because he wasnโ€™t horrible looking before he got all lightning melted
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