Masa
@dammitmasa
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 5:45 PM
[spider-man] spoilers y'all
Masa
@dammitmasa
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 5:46 PM
This movie can summarized like this:
Spidey: I'll never live up to Tony's legacy
Also Spidey: professionally fights supervillains created by Tony's legacy of being an inconsiderate asshole
Masa
@dammitmasa
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 5:47 PM
Also JK fucking Simmons if back!
Masa
@dammitmasa
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 5:48 PM
Also I'm imagining this movie being pitched to Sony
Masa
@dammitmasa
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 5:49 PM
Feige: So Mysterio says he's from a multiverse and he's from another reality
Sony: Oh so there's alternate realities where other major characters exist in their own reality like maybe the ones we already are making movies for
Feige: Riiiiiight, but he's also lying so there isn't a multiverse ever. Sorry. Bye.
Masa
@dammitmasa
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 5:51 PM
Also those Mysterio sequences were incredible. Knocks the pants off of Doctor Strange and was just as mind bendingly cool as Into the Spider-Verse.
Gore
@Goreo
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 5:52 PM
I'm very glad to hear about the return of Simmons
Masa
@dammitmasa
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 5:54 PM
That was a great twist for the ending there. BECAUSE they have Peter acting like he's about to have his "I Am Iron Man" moment and was like wow "Okay this is bold" but it was just him confronting Happy and May
Masa
@dammitmasa
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 5:54 PM
But then he has it stolen from him and aired across the world.
Masa
@dammitmasa
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 5:54 PM
And it's like goddamn.
Gore
@Goreo
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 5:56 PM
That does sound great and like one of the best possible ways to bring in JJJ
Masa
@dammitmasa
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 5:57 PM
bruh, why are you here letting me spoil you
Spooky Thoughts
@schematise
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 6:03 PM
I loved the janky memorial video at the start
Masa
@dammitmasa
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 6:05 PM
ikr
Masa
@dammitmasa
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 6:05 PM
they even included vision
Spooky Thoughts
@schematise
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 6:05 PM
the watermark really made it
Spooky Thoughts
@schematise
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 6:06 PM
and the airhorns
Masa
@dammitmasa
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 6:06 PM
I think if I had any criticism on this movie, it was EDITH. Because it's like... so poorly planned out. It's more dangerous than Ultron, the safeguards behind Peter transferring ownership was paper thin (why would you let that be a thing Tony!) and like... where the fuck were these drones at the end of Endgame?
Masa
@dammitmasa
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 6:06 PM
Forget the gates. Those things could have wasted Ultron's army.
Masa
@dammitmasa
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 6:07 PM
*Thanos's army
Spooky Thoughts
@schematise
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 6:07 PM
yeah the security on Edith seemed weirdly lax
Masa
@dammitmasa
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 6:08 PM
It seems like Peter should've just been able to call up a hotline and be like "yo Edith, cancel my ownership transger"
Masa
@dammitmasa
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 6:08 PM
the jet that can make a spider-man suit isn't able to communicate with the Edith AI?
Masa
@dammitmasa
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 6:08 PM
The glasses were the only access point?
Spooky Thoughts
@schematise
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 6:09 PM
I wondered why he couldnt get in another way too
Spooky Thoughts
@schematise
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 6:09 PM
maybe theyd need to go all the way back to the stark tower and didnt have time bc they were in europe idk
Masa
@dammitmasa
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 6:10 PM
this movie really highlighted that the world needs more superheroes that live in more than just like... I guess three countries.
Masa
@dammitmasa
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 6:11 PM
America has several, Wakanda has Black Panther, and I guess Norway has the Asgardians
Masa
@dammitmasa
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 6:11 PM
The rest of the world? "We'll show up if it's convenient"
Kyo
@mamoritai
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 6:12 PM
Europe has the Night Monkey!
Masa
@dammitmasa
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 6:12 PM
I want that to become a legitimate superhero
Masa
@dammitmasa
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 6:13 PM
Instead of taking up the mantle of Spider-Woman, we have Jessica Drew show up first as Night Monkey
Kyo
@mamoritai
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 6:14 PM
that'd be a hilarious side story
Gore
@Goreo
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 8:19 PM
I actually already spoiled myself lol, it's all good. No idea when I'll actually see it
Haunt
@hauntedreality
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 10:16 PM
There was applause when J Jonah showed up in my theatre
Masa
@dammitmasa
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 10:42 PM
he deserves no less
Haunt
@hauntedreality
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 11:07 PM
It was cute. And yeah, the security on the glasses just being that he had to say he confirmed it was wild.
Masa
@dammitmasa
Fri, Jul 5, 2019 11:19 PM
My explanation is that he start working on it just after the Snap, but gave up after he and Pepper decided to move away so it was only half completed and wasn't really meant to be given to Peter until it was done.
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