I can't forget not to turn my back when I cook here

He will eat that chicken given half a chance

Let Him Chomp

I dropped a piece and it was on like donkey Kong

Speaking of greedy beasts, did you feed Harley before you left or is that my responsibility?

A good and proper dog-shaped beast

Never mind, I used my deductive reasoning skills and figured out that she hadn't been fed, we're good.

For once in her life she was correct about not being fed

For once!!!