duck bastard
[kickvick] popcorns
duck bastard
rake him over the fucking coals, funi
HIKIKOMORTIS
They're gonna bury him
Maidstrong
so Funi just shut down his case and now is saying "okay pay us for the time/resources you wasted for your tantrum"...is that right?
duck bastard
from waht i understand, yup
HOOUS POOUS
"dismissed with prejudice" means he can't ever bring this case up again to the courts
HOOUS POOUS
for those not versed in legalese
Maidstrong
oh shit
Maidstrong
they not only shut him down they shut him up
bruno bangnyfe
wait does this mean he lost entirely?
HOOUS POOUS
it means the case never properly got heard, because the courts refuse to hear it
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oh no
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oh god
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that's amazing
DoveyPips🔪
It's not signed yet though right? It's something that was submitted but still needs to be decided on?
Guardian Bear J
This is the proposed order. The judge needs to review it and sign off on it.
Guardian Bear J
That said, most attorneys won't submit an egregious order, because sanctions go both ways and judges don't suffer fools lightly.
Guardian Bear J
... Most judges, anyway.
DoveyPips🔪
good to know
duck bastard
lmao did you see the transcript that featured one of his supposed lawyers, j?
Guardian Bear J
I did.
Guardian Bear J
I meant in regards to THIS PARTICULAR ORDER.
Guardian Bear J
They're probably gonna get those sanctions because of that clown-shoed asshole.
duck bastard
oh yeah i know, i just wanted to know if you have seen more of this dumb shitshow
duck bastard
because i thought you would get a kick out of it
Guardian Bear J
You know me.
Guardian Bear J
If there's legal Schadenfreude, I am so there.
🐅 its harry
lmao holy shit
Doctor Ansem
The Lawyer Twitter dissected Minnesota LOLyer's drunken "rant" on the subject
Doctor Ansem
It's glorious, and you can see the kind of bilge he spews without giving him hits or money
duck bastard
oooh, links?
duck bastard
or was that the one i saw already
Doctor Ansem
That one
Beans
duck bastard
oooh, different
duck bastard
on a more heartwarming note, i love the people who are getting a handle of law from watching shit like this, and post images like
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-kCL2LWsAEDYGd?format=png&name=small
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duck bastard
someone in that thread is just going "how'd i do?" after trying to figure out a thing.... gdi the internet can be cute
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it's cute
HOOUS POOUS
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-fJYoxWwAADUXc.png here's the who's who
Guardian Bear J
At least three of those people are going to start shredding documents furiously and be surprised when they go to jail.
duck bastard
sorry, i just had to take a moment to stare at a wall because fucking. god. having your mom be the "matriarch" of your creepy underage fanclub
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
I’m so ready for this to get signed by a judge
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
Cmon Texas court system do your thing
ʚ angel baby ɞ
god, that matriarch fanclub stuff sounds like some fictional thriller/suspense/horror movie shit
papermint tiger
Good lord
Writing Hell
Srsly it sounds like something that'd pop up on the cults podcast
papermint tiger
this is amazing i was going to add but i forgot so. Saying it now XD
nɑnɑmin
Now I feel like I’m paraphrasing someone learned in the Threadnought, but isnt it impossible to commit conspiracy if the activity you’re conspiring to commit is itself totally legal? Conspiring to do legal stuff is “just making plans for the weekend “, yes?

Yes.
papermint tiger
conspiring to do something legal could be planning a surprise party lmao
ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝 ℝ𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣
Vic and his mother Barb are both completely batshit insane, aren't they?
ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝 ℝ𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣
then you have the grifter, Rekieta lol
duck bastard
duck bastard
CaptainAkaRed
...oh frack
CaptainAkaRed
He's screwed
Doctor Ansem
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Rᴏʟʟɪɴɢ sᴛᴀʀ ★
Kung Fu Chef
As someone who works in a law office, if they filed a motion to dismiss, then having a hearing is kind of a standard thing. Then they'll have the hearing and the judge will file an order which will explain their position. Sometimes you'll get some super fun stuff in court opinions like that
Kung Fu Chef
It will entirely depend on the judge, so we might get a cut and dry "Plaintiff's case is dismissed with prejudice and must pay fines to Defendant" or a recitation of the facts and a lengthy opinion. We will see.
duck bastard
duck bastard
i'm bringing this back in again just because it amues me
https://images.plurk.com/6R0e1docEjmP8IrbOpcHnb.png
duck bastard
monica and ron's filings have been leaked and there's no less than 12 affadavits
Doctor Ansem
Other topic was getting big, thanks for bumping this one instead
Maidstrong
yeah same
HOOUS POOUS
they aren't "leaked", this is public information
Doctor Ansem
True. The excerpts dropped ahead of the whole thing
duck bastard
honestly i just forgot and missed it because i was about to get to lunch
duck bastard
maybe i'll make a new one
duck bastard
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