duck bastard
it says a lot about how much TFS mean to me that I immediately had a dream about Ken and Chikusa having a domestic life with Hakkai
duck bastard
where Chikusa had to spray kitty faces to make them go back into the house instead of creeping out while he watered the herb garden
duck bastard
and one of those two shitteens was learning to drive
Calliente
...both are. Hm. Bad.
Calliente
That is a Bad Plan.
duck bastard
i have a headcanon that chikusa knows how to drive, and he mainly knows this because he knows how to hotwire a car
duck bastard
but that doesn't mean he's. good at it. or should legally be allowed to. or could pass a driver's test.
duck bastard
the first time this came up was in his first day where he ran over zombies
Calliente
A car is just an improvised weapon, right?
Calliente
Shit let's be Macgyver
Kira🌵
driving your car through your enemies is a wholly valid plan, Hakkai agrees
Kira🌵
He should frankly not have a license either, given some of the stunts he pulls
duck bastard
so the best person to teach them how to drive, you're saying
Kira🌵
I feel like this is the basis of their CR: Hakkai being a bad influence by any rational standard but almost a good one by theirs
Kira🌵
Clear the roads and the sidewalks, Hakkai's teaching the kids to drive....
duck bastard
clearly that needs to be one of our sandbox threads
duck bastard
and listen if he wasn't some measure of bad influence to other people, these shtiteens wouldn't listen to him
Kira🌵
absolutely....