duck bastard
[kickvic] sniggers
duck bastard
nice lawyer, vic. real bang up job he's doing
Maidstrong
right
papermint tiger
this is what happens when you get your lawyers off the internet
papermint tiger
and i don't mean go to a reputable law site, i mean craigs list
Doctor Ansem
Hah. Minnesota LOLyer tried to pass off cherrypicked excerpts as the defendants looking bad
🐅 its harry
lmao oh my GOD
I Am Immortal
It's amazing because it's the end of the god damn session too.
Maidstrong
so he just. didn't talk during a whole session?
Maidstrong
I assume a session entails important meeting stuff
I Am Immortal
Apparently he didn't stand up or do much the first hearing. I'm not sure if this was prelim where they went over the evidence, if there was another lawyer there from the firm doing most of the talking or what but Beard apparently never did anything respectful or standard for a lawyer sitting in and tried to speak up in the end.
duck bastard
my coworker is the clerk for our little district court, and she's serious on how lawyers (or people being their own lawyers) should act, and how they should respect the judge, etc
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
“Are you the client?” POLICE YES ID LIKE TO REPORT A MURDER
I Am Immortal
I worked as a clerk for the DA's office. Some judges are super rough on lawyers who don't go with protocol. You stand when you're supposed to, you introduce yourself, you don't just sit there and wait to the end to try and do your job.
I Am Immortal
I have to assume someone was speaking for the firm there the whole time but Beard should have done something to show he wasn't just a client too sitting there.
Maidstrong
aaah
I Am Immortal
Oooh, found longer transcripts. Yeah it looks like Beard was one of three lawyers from his firm.
duck bastard
yeah, my coworker went on a rampage in the office when we got a new attorney working with us who didn't respect the judge properly at all.
Doctor Ansem
What did the other two do?
Doctor Ansem
Anything special? Much of what I heard was mostly rote outside Ty being incompetent
I Am Immortal
Okay, it looks like they are talking about the confidentiality order and the judge is letting them explain why twitter, youtube and all this stuff is a factor. Beard let another associate talk out the entire thing with the judge and interjected at the end and got mocked a little.
I Am Immortal
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
Yeah I read the whole transcript just now. The judge is a goddamn sass master
I Am Immortal
So overall a pretty boring beginning other than Beard being really too laid back about it.
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
The judge did make a good point about how he’s not sure the Court can clear Vic’s “good name” or whatever.
Maidstrong
I'm reading this whole thing and like
Maidstrong
it sounds like "we want money and for people to stop cyber-bullying a middle aged man on twitter, but if we can't get the latter we'll take money"
Maidstrong
yeesh
I Am Immortal
Yeah. The judge basically wanted them to say "we're fighting for damages" because if they want to pretend to be the nice guys there's no reason to take it to court.
Maidstrong
also "a million dollars in damages"
I Am Immortal
"Am I on youtube?" is still my favorite from this.
Maidstrong
"how do we make a public tweet confidential" are you serious
Maidstrong
oh it was rhetorical never mind
I Am Immortal
Though at the end I think they got to the point. They don't want witness statements of what Vic did to them being released publicly.
I Am Immortal
Even if the witnesses who are coming forth are okay with that.
I Am Immortal
They briefly mention it in between all the nonsense about "maybe taxes or whatever"
Maidstrong
yeah that's what it seems like
Maidstrong
and idk what anit-slaap is but Vic's side doesn't want...idk? something to happen before they testify?
Maidstrong
and also something about not caring where the hearings take place so long as they get to "depose" their opponents?
Maidstrong
that sounds kind of. like idk legalese or anything but I just feel
Doctor Ansem
Anti slapp is movements against "strategic lawsuits against public participation", which they're going to try and throw out Vic McGoogle's case on
Doctor Ansem
Since Vic and all of the turbo-nerds supporting Ty seem to not realize what his defamation case reads like
Doctor Ansem
And the defense just added lawyers who are good at that sort of thing... specifically in Texas.
Maidstrong
aaaah
Maidstrong
so they're trying to keep the witness pool as small as possible then...?
Maidstrong
and to keep people from learning about what's going on in the case
Maidstrong
is that...the thing?
I Am Immortal
Basically the anti-SLAPP thing could be used to dismiss the case before they even get past the initial complaint.
Maidstrong
oooooo
I Am Immortal
Basically if it appears the suit is just to abuse/punish victims.
I Am Immortal
<= Not a lawyer so not sure how it would apply timing wise.
Maidstrong
okay that makes sense
I Am Immortal
I guess Beard was arguing "no confidentiality means they can get all the evidence and documents, have the case dismissed, then do what they want with them hurting Vic more."
Maidstrong
rolls eyes
ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝 ℝ𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣
pffffffffft
ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝 ℝ𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣
pfft
ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝 ℝ𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣
I can't wait for this to end.
ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝 ℝ𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣
-/sideeyes the hell out of Renfamous on principle, though-
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