i love my tiny goober gremlin niece to bits, but i'm very glad i'm way past the point in my life of wanting children cuz goddamn

what a loud and fussy thing she can be

also, my sister: it'll be a short day today!
me: i do not believe that but ok
sister: doesn't get home until 3pm
me: mmmHMMM

and then i had to go back at 5 to watch her for another two hours cuz my parents refused to

so in total i watched this child for nine hours

my nephew came upstairs after school while she was screaming and was like "I'm really glad I don't want kids" and it was a MOOD

good childrens