Let's imagine my character tries to seduce yours. How does it go?

...Jon's weirded out. Forever.

Quentin's all about it

Jasnah kills him, Darlene wanders off, Peter is surprised but it devolves into a knife fight before they can get anywhere fun

but like. a sexy knife fight.

I love these answers. Lark would enjoy the knife fight more than he would enjoy seduction, especially if it was sexy.

Snape would probably drop-kick Horst into the lake again

"You would have better luck with the squid."

Urahara would want to know what it is Lucifer wants out of this. Is it to fondle his soul again?

"Oh, be gentle, Lucifer-san~, my body isn't ready~"

Elizabeth would Not Trust It but probably go for it since he's sexy and it might work out since men tend to get stupid after sex

Iris be like "huh, weird flood but I'll go with it"

"lark pls i'm trying to be a therapist"

snowbogan : Haha on the one hand, she was way too healthy to be his type. But on the other hand he did legit have a crush on her when he first got to the Barge.

that remains super adorable