

☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
Heavy kitty walked all over my banged up knee to get off my lap.


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CAT WHY

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Does cat need to lose weight

☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
Nah he's not... fat. He's just big and meaty. BUT HE WALKED ALL OVER THE KNEE I FELL ON.

sᴀᴋᴜᴍᴀ🦇
CAT PLS

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☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
This chonky motherfuck


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CHONK

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He large

☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
He's literally big boned. Not fat, just chonk.

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And look at him, not caring that HE WALKED OVER YOUR BANGED UP KNEE

☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
XD was screaming bloody murder for him to get off

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Cat: is that my hooman screaming bloody murder at me NOPE DON'T CARE

☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
"Nah he can't be screaming at me I'll take my time"

Dɪɴɢɢᴀ
Bad chonky kitty B|

☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
8( mean chonkers

Dɪɴɢɢᴀ
CHONKERS o9!!

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What's his name, clearly he must be called Chonkers

☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
He's called Odie because we had another cat before him that was also called Odie and he too was a chonky boi

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Odie the Second

☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
(Grampa wanted to call Odie I "Garfield" because he was orange and chonk but thought Garfield was too long so he went with Odie.)

☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
Yup. Odie II also answers to puppercat, cupperpup and pulot (because we picked him up in front of our local Savemore)

Dɪɴɢɢᴀ
Odie pls