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Heavy kitty walked all over my banged up knee to get off my lap.
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CAT WHY
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Does cat need to lose weight
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Nah he's not... fat. He's just big and meaty. BUT HE WALKED ALL OVER THE KNEE I FELL ON.
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CAT PLS
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https://images.plurk.com/5cLpvTFEKJFRrkeWQ6tiN.jpg This chonky motherfuck
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CHONK
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He large
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He's literally big boned. Not fat, just chonk.
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And look at him, not caring that HE WALKED OVER YOUR BANGED UP KNEE
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XD was screaming bloody murder for him to get off
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Cat: is that my hooman screaming bloody murder at me NOPE DON'T CARE
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"Nah he can't be screaming at me I'll take my time"
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Bad chonky kitty B|
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8( mean chonkers
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CHONKERS o9!!
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What's his name, clearly he must be called Chonkers
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He's called Odie because we had another cat before him that was also called Odie and he too was a chonky boi
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Odie the Second
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(Grampa wanted to call Odie I "Garfield" because he was orange and chonk but thought Garfield was too long so he went with Odie.)
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Yup. Odie II also answers to puppercat, cupperpup and pulot (because we picked him up in front of our local Savemore)
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Odie pls
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