Heavy kitty walked all over my banged up knee to get off my lap.
☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
Heavy kitty walked all over my banged up knee to get off my lap.
Heavy kitty walked all over my banged up knee to get off my lap.
auste ★
CAT WHY
auste ★
Does cat need to lose weight
☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
Nah he's not... fat. He's just big and meaty. BUT HE WALKED ALL OVER THE KNEE I FELL ON.
sᴋᴜʟʟʏ ᴊ ɢʀᴀᴠᴇs
CAT PLS
auste ★
☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
This chonky motherfuck
This chonky motherfuck
auste ★
CHONK
auste ★
He large
☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
He's literally big boned. Not fat, just chonk.
auste ★
And look at him, not caring that HE WALKED OVER YOUR BANGED UP KNEE
☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
XD was screaming bloody murder for him to get off
auste ★
Cat: is that my hooman screaming bloody murder at me NOPE DON'T CARE
☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
"Nah he can't be screaming at me I'll take my time"
Dɪɴɢɢᴀ
Bad chonky kitty B|
☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
8( mean chonkers
Dɪɴɢɢᴀ
CHONKERS o9!!
auste ★
What's his name, clearly he must be called Chonkers
☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
He's called Odie because we had another cat before him that was also called Odie and he too was a chonky boi
auste ★
Odie the Second
☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
(Grampa wanted to call Odie I "Garfield" because he was orange and chonk but thought Garfield was too long so he went with Odie.)
☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
Yup. Odie II also answers to puppercat, cupperpup and pulot (because we picked him up in front of our local Savemore)
Dɪɴɢɢᴀ
Odie pls