(work) (THAT coworker)

We were discussing how her parents cat got out of the house yesterday and her mom keeps sending her photos like "Is this (cat)?"

She commented that originally her parents didn't want to keep the cat since it was hers.

Me: "Oh, can he not stay with you cuz apartment rules?"

Her: "No, well, I just don't really want him."

Me: I WILL THROW A SHOE AT YOUR HEAD AND RUIN EVERYTHING YOU LOVE. LOVE THAT POOR CAT CHILD

He's "too much of a pain to take care of" and "he'd get bored on my little apartment"

My cat is a turd. But she's MY TURD. TAKE CARE OF/RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR TURD

Turd spam

D: what a jerk!

Ugh she needs a kick in the crotch

Sadly though it's impossible to make people give a shit. I hope someone sees kitty wandering aimlessly, adopts him, and takes amazing care of him

Sally's such a good! I still remember the first time I met her and she just decided to climb up my back xD cutie

I WILL E A T HER S O U L