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Riverdale | s2 plurk
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"Betty's ponytail is iconic and beyond reproach."
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I like the Kevin and Betty friendship and I also really appreciated him calling her out and I wish that would get more time to be explored/resolved but fuck it guys, it's Riverdale.
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I love Riverdale.
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I also like how Betty and Jugheads relationship problems are always solved with mysteries
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your girl has been so good Alison
big nui
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veronica lodge is perfect and i thoroughly regret not getting the team veronica shirt
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big nui
Catherine is watching with me but she's been very sedate unlike the cat in the emote
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Pussycats are much better vigilantes than Archie.
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yes
big nui
lmao archie good at anything
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Archie is just ???
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"retributive murder is appealing but I refuse to do the jingle jangle"
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"hmmm no I will do the jingle jangle"
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veronica: "what's the insane excuse?"
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betty can fix cars?
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yes
a cursed bird.
"fuck it guys, it's riverdale" should really be the synopsis of every episode
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back on this bullshit
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I'm v uncomfortable with how hot everyone on this show is
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there's a weird mix of sexualizing teenagers and also sexualizing parents??
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which I guess is equal opportunity but also an awkward juxtaposition
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lmao at this jughead narration
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"carnal defiance"
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a bit into imagining archie and veronica's sex life isn't he? 
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"he's brawny, and devoted to you"
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dark betty alert
dark betty alert
a cursed bird.
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lmao are Veronica's transparently criminal parents buying off the mayor while at the same time starting a bunch of high school drama
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fuck it, it's Riverdale 
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lmao and now the FBI is recruiting Archie??
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is this not the second time the fbi has recruited archie
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maybe I forget
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what a terrible recruit
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archie can't lie and also keeps resorting to vigilante violence
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"jughead, you sound like a conspiracy theorist"
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but jughead is a conspiracy theorist?
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also everyone is a sex worker in this episode
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I'm surprised (and glad) the show called Jughead out on his appropriation of indigenous struggle but also this "serpents are actually the spiritual descendants of a slaughtered indigenous nation" is not the best look
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also wait didn't they think they caught the black hood?
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yes yes jughead/betty mystery hijinx
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lmao and of course they get back together because of it
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they're mysterysexual
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a cursed bird.
: she's still on s2 so it's the only time
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lmao alice cooper killed a man
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"you can still call the police" to "how fast can you hotwire a car"
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cheryl with the moll flanders reference
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this whole chick plot is so???
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LMFAO at betty and jughead laughing at archie and veronica screwing
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please let this whole thing be setting up archie/jughead
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ARCHIE NO
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"and so this chapter came full circle"
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IT DIDN'T COME FULL CIRCLE BECAUSE JUGHEAD AND ARCHIE DIDN'T MAKE OUT
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please, archie doesn't have zits
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he's physically perfect
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that's the entire point of archie?
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lmao
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This is the first reference I don't remember or recall
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archie is at the godfather meeting and is described as a "zit-faced teenager"
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and like it is pretty wtf that hiram has brought archie into his inner circle and other gangsters should be skeptical
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"secret gay hookup tunnel"
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lmao and now it's suddenly a musical
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CARRIE THE MUSICAL
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lmao
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BETTY WITH THE KNOCKOUT
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and this fucker nick st clair is back
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cheryl is so much better at being a vigilante than archie omg
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she has an outfit!!
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(i suppose "no shirts" is an outfit because riverdale)
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i also love alice cooper lol
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I LOVE VIGILANTE CHERYL
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honestly someone app alice cooper to a game
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alice cooper is possibly the most extra person on riverdale
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i might spoil you for something when you start S3 because knowing it made her plot in S3 better
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is alice cooper a skrull?
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no but i wish
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also when I saw vigilante cheryl I was like "alison must love vigilante cheryl"
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oh is s3 alice involved in this cult plotline that's clearly happening
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IS SHE A DUNGEON MASTER?
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no
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i wish
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look polly just invited her to the cult