Sure it's "unique" but I'm just not sure why you would want to pay $3mil for it.
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Sure it's "unique" but I'm just not sure why you would want to pay $3mil for it.
Sure it's "unique" but I'm just not sure why you would want to pay $3mil for it.
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Hi I'm allison and today in houses we're looking at Eastern LI for everything under the 'unique' tag because I have to gripe about what passes for class
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for three million that is not a cool kitchen
for three million that is not a cool kitchen
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what's actually unique is vampires r us
what's actually unique is vampires r us
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aka the realtor who took this shot
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Look if you're rich enough to pay for a house in the Hamptons, chances are you're not going to be there in the winter. No one is in the Hamptons in the winter, calm down with that fireplace
Look if you're rich enough to pay for a house in the Hamptons, chances are you're not going to be there in the winter. No one is in the Hamptons in the winter, calm down with that fireplace
Boo👻Berry
The first shot is so pretty because it reminds me of a fancy restaurant
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backyard is nice
backyard is nice
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It feels very...gilt-like?
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like a pseudo versailles
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with low ceilings
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Boo👻Berry
Yeah it really does, like. You don't live here. You visit it and buy something from the gift shop
Boo👻Berry
For 3mil you'd think they could tame the peonies
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but like. which one is your house. or is it all of it. or could you get more pictures of the bedrooms pls
but like. which one is your house. or is it all of it. or could you get more pictures of the bedrooms pls
LUCK PERVERT
That kitchen B(
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FWOOM says the fireplace
FWOOM says the fireplace
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this is not a very unique house except for that first pic
for a price
see I'm looking at that like 'that's a fucking steal' but then again I live in London so my perspective is skewed
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you'd think for three million you could get actual hardwood flooring instead of vinyl
you'd think for three million you could get actual hardwood flooring instead of vinyl
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oh man I should do london next
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We have a lot of space but if you head into NYC yeah no chance.
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well
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it's the hamptons
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everything and everyone is white
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jesus how much is photoshopped or color corrected
jesus how much is photoshopped or color corrected
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nice
nice
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Oh okay this house is actually cool-looking and lives up a bit stronger to the unique reputation. 22.5 mil but I'm hoping we get what we pay for in this guy
Oh okay this house is actually cool-looking and lives up a bit stronger to the unique reputation. 22.5 mil but I'm hoping we get what we pay for in this guy
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SURPRISE house is three times the size! You just can't see it from that angle
SURPRISE house is three times the size! You just can't see it from that angle
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that is a very cool kinda staircase/front entrance and not one I've seen before.
that is a very cool kinda staircase/front entrance and not one I've seen before.
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I don't actually know how you're meant to talk to your guests. Do you just call this the musical chairs room?
I don't actually know how you're meant to talk to your guests. Do you just call this the musical chairs room?
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"baby eyes is always watching" but A+ color coordination between walls, windows, and rug
"baby eyes is always watching" but A+ color coordination between walls, windows, and rug
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that's a rug. A rug cut to confirm to the room. Damn.
that's a rug. A rug cut to confirm to the room. Damn.
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Same, it definitely gives the white the pop it needed
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This one feels a lot more comfy but hell to vacuum
This one feels a lot more comfy but hell to vacuum
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"RAWR"
"RAWR"
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Fuck yeah crocodiles.
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I think this is literally just a room to wash wine glasses. No tie-in to the kitchen, no wine cellar or anything
I think this is literally just a room to wash wine glasses. No tie-in to the kitchen, no wine cellar or anything
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visibly chanting *open concept open concept open concept
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loving that shower
loving that shower
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is canvas wallpaper coming back? Can't remember
is canvas wallpaper coming back? Can't remember
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ooh what are we watching
ooh what are we watching
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You may be right!
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Fitting because we're spying on them now
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also this house has 10 bedrooms and 14 bathrooms so you decide where they all fit
Luke Skywanker
def rear window
Luke Skywanker
I hate wallpaper mostly because I've taken too much of it down to ever want to put it up
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New house. 
this crazy white obsession is getting out of hand
this crazy white obsession is getting out of hand
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like for real
like for real
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what
what
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STERILE AS A HOSPITAL
STERILE AS A HOSPITAL
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I'm trying to find any shred of color
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oh good everything white except that blood red carpet
oh good everything white except that blood red carpet
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okay time for a palate cleanse of color
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heeeere we go
heeeere we go
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front side. 14.5 mil
front side. 14.5 mil
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see at least this house is cool
see at least this house is cool
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intense but cool. I love rich bric-a-brack
intense but cool. I love rich bric-a-brack
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"oh this is just my enormous eagle statue on top of my granite chessboard. All the other pieces are in storage"
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Haha
Luke Skywanker
I'm so done with white, an
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*man
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Kitchen is gorgeous.
Kitchen is gorgeous.
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ACTUAL BOOKS
Luke Skywanker
god I'm such a hipster yes all the exposed brick and wood
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gorgeous stove. Whoever took these pictures or staged this knew what they were doing
gorgeous stove. Whoever took these pictures or staged this knew what they were doing
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oh yes same. Unapologetic hipster
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making me actually excited to tour the rest of the house.
making me actually excited to tour the rest of the house.
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Can I. Can I get to know this person IRL because they seem fascinating. I love that picture over the fireplace. Is that a hyena? Why is there a gorilla on the table? WHO KNOWS I love it
Can I. Can I get to know this person IRL because they seem fascinating. I love that picture over the fireplace. Is that a hyena? Why is there a gorilla on the table? WHO KNOWS I love it
Luke Skywanker
I'm down with all this except the chandelier floor lamp in front of the door
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seriously that side table is crazy
seriously that side table is crazy
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yeah good catch
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here is my exotic lounging room
here is my exotic lounging room
Luke Skywanker
um
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haha even the bathroom is laid out weird. I love this house
haha even the bathroom is laid out weird. I love this house
Luke Skywanker
the belts
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why
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HAHAHA
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oh I think we know why
Luke Skywanker
I mean I have an idea...
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I'm just
I'm just
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Lady Stardust
did we find Iris' house?
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what even
what even
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this house. it just keeps going
this house. it just keeps going
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that parrot in the corner.
that parrot in the corner.
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even in the gym you cannot contain the art
even in the gym you cannot contain the art
Lady Stardust
Her house is pinker
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it's sad that this is the most normal picture of the bunch
it's sad that this is the most normal picture of the bunch
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Legit
Lady Stardust
also it’s on the moon
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bees-n-murders
late but every time I see one of those all-white houses I just think of this 
COMPANY IS COMING
Ptriciadactyl
I love the company is coming video