Yorozuya
[Meme] Favourite/most memorable thread we did?
Terri_New_Year
I think Sheena and One's very first one. She was just SO cheeky with him!
Terri_New_Year
It basically set the tone for their whole relationship.
Yorozuya
Hahahaha he's such a sucker for cheekiness.
Terri_New_Year
But dang, would she fight for him.
Yorozuya
They were so good.
⋆ᴛʜᴀᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ⋆
Only the one thread so far but I'm loving it.
Terri_New_Year
They had that Grandpa/Granddaughter vibe going...and both were stubborn as hell. (LOL)
Yorozuya
Yessss. I loved them.
Yorozuya
But I mean One kinda aggressively grandfathered a lot of people.
Yorozuya
Best thing about playing him tbh. I love the kinda not-blood family relationships.
Yorozuya
⋆ᴛʜᴀᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ⋆
The funny part is that Haytham legit believes he's complimenting Connor in a couple of those posts. /pats him
Yorozuya
HAHAHAHA
Yorozuya
They keep being backhanded compliments....
⋆ᴛʜᴀᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ⋆
He's so bad at.... being a person, really...
Yorozuya
Connor's just like.
Yorozuya
I think that was supposed to be a compliment but also that was rude.
⋆ᴛʜᴀᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ⋆
He has such a strong wall between how he actually is and how he wants to appear. Plus he just. Never learned how to talk to people. Thanks, Edward.
Yorozuya
Except to threaten them.
Yorozuya
And extort them.
Yorozuya
And manipulate them.
Yorozuya
Haytham are you okay.
⋆ᴛʜᴀᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ⋆
No, he's really not.
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
This ship thread will live in my heart both for cuteness
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
and for the fact Edward shouting from the distance GET IT, GRANDSON proudly somewhere
Yorozuya
HAHAHAHA YES
Yorozuya
I love it so.
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
Use the pirate stories to get cute girls A+ well done
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
even if Haythem would be horrified
⋆ᴛʜᴀᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ⋆
Haytham just thinks his father is horribly overrated. >.>
Yorozuya
Connor likes him.
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
Shhh, no, pirates
Yorozuya
So there.
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
pirates are the best
⋆ᴛʜᴀᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ⋆
There's a reason the 'golden age' of piracy ended.
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
fdsafas
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
Angel like should I tell them about stuff in space?....
⋆ᴛʜᴀᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ⋆
Oh yes, please. Templars in space.
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
⋆ᴛʜᴀᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ⋆
More places to search for Isu artifacts.
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
oh god the vaults
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
templars are after the vaults
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
[ angel breathing into a paper bag in panic ]
Yorozuya
Oh yeah
Yorozuya
100%
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
what happened to her and maya is bad enough, god forbid what happens if on top of all of these horrible corporations there were templars
⋆ᴛʜᴀᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ⋆
What a lovely mental image of Haytham at the captain's chair in a spaceship.
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
Vault Hunter!Connor and CEO Space Captain!Haytham
Yorozuya
I'm here for that shit.
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
Except to be fair to Haythem, he'd never go as far as Jack so there is that
Yorozuya
This is not much of an accomplishment.
⋆ᴛʜᴀᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ⋆
Haytham is actually a decent person underneath it all, but his decency has never been encouraged, so he never shows it.
𝒽𝑜𝓅𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝒿𝑜𝓊𝒾𝓈𝒽𝒾
oh god all of them
Yorozuya
jflkjdsag THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER.
𝒽𝑜𝓅𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝒿𝑜𝓊𝒾𝓈𝒽𝒾
off the top of my head though i remember that time HH event went awry and Zura came to beg Gintoki's forgiveness with a jar of nutella
Yorozuya
Y e s.
𝒽𝑜𝓅𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝒿𝑜𝓊𝒾𝓈𝒽𝒾
THAT HURT A LOT
Yorozuya
:')
Yorozuya
Bless.
𝒽𝑜𝓅𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝒿𝑜𝓊𝒾𝓈𝒽𝒾
its in my memory like a scar
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
"Not being as bad as Jack" is like congrats you decided to run in the race and didn't elect to kill most of the competitors, ur now better than Jack
𝒽𝑜𝓅𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝒿𝑜𝓊𝒾𝓈𝒽𝒾
Yorozuya
What an accomplishment.
𝒽𝑜𝓅𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝒿𝑜𝓊𝒾𝓈𝒽𝒾
wow that sounds like a great AU though
𝒽𝑜𝓅𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝒿𝑜𝓊𝒾𝓈𝒽𝒾
clearly i need to post that "Everyone is a Borderlands now" meme
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
DO IT
𝒽𝑜𝓅𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝒿𝑜𝓊𝒾𝓈𝒽𝒾
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
GIVE ME EVERY BORDERLANDS AU
⋆ᴛʜᴀᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ⋆
/knows exactly nothing about borderlands, was thinking about ME Andromeda about vaults >.>
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
AH....
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
No Borderlands is like
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
Take ME
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
but make it about violence, murder and guns and screaming.
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
and No One Is Good People Really, Ever
⋆ᴛʜᴀᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ⋆
snrk
⋆ᴛʜᴀᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ⋆
So. Bioshock.
Streets of Edo
i remember that HH thread... i teared up
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
Right down to the horrible capitalism because there's no real countries or planets or peoples there is just....... terrifying huge megacorps and everyone is obsessed with finding Vaults, these ancient treasure troves ancient technology that was left behind by a alien race
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
tl;dr haythem, one of these messed up murder people is crushing on ur son something terrible fdsafdsfs
⋆ᴛʜᴀᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ⋆
........This is what happens without a father's influence.
Yorozuya
LISTEN.
Yorozuya
She's beautiful and perfect.
𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑'𝖘 𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘
Yorozuya
And she's gonna be his girlfriend.
⋆ᴛʜᴀᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ⋆
Honestly, he can't say much.
⋆ᴛʜᴀᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ⋆
One of the first things he and Ziio did was make plans to kill someone.
⋆ᴛʜᴀᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ⋆
It must run in the family.
Yorozuya
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
:V
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
Angel just gunna hide behind Ziio plz
𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑'𝖘 𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘
MURDER DATES run in the Kenway blood. (LOL)
⋆ᴛʜᴀᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ⋆
"Let's kill Edward Braddock." Ziio: /slow, approving nod
⋆ᴛʜᴀᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ⋆
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
Her version is going to be explaining why her dad is a monster, and if she could have some help killing him if it comes up >:c
⋆ᴛʜᴀᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ⋆
..........Oddly enough.
⋆ᴛʜᴀᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ⋆
Haytham would rather do the killing than letting Connor.
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
haytham plz
⋆ᴛʜᴀᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ⋆
He's already drenched in blood.
Yorozuya
So is Connor???
Yorozuya
Haytham please.
Yorozuya
Some of that blood also happens to be yours so. You know.
⋆ᴛʜᴀᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ⋆
Not so much. Connor values life more than he does. That isn't a quality that should be abused.
Yorozuya
You suck.
⋆ᴛʜᴀᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ⋆
He was going to die to someone. May as well be his own son.
Yorozuya
That's the shittiest thing he's ever heard.
𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑'𝖘 𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘
⋆ᴛʜᴀᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ⋆
You don't kill as many people as he has, make as many people angry as he has, and figure your own death isn't stalking you every moment.
Yorozuya
You're an idiot.
𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑'𝖘 𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘
⋆ᴛʜᴀᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ⋆
He's a realist.
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
shoves popcorn into face
⋆ᴛʜᴀᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ⋆
........ Wonder if Ziio introduced him to popcorn...
𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑'𝖘 𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘
I want to say yes. If only because the mental image of her just sort of... shoving a small handful into his mouth amuses me.
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
"stop talking haytham, eat this"
⋆ᴛʜᴀᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ⋆
America is so weird.
Yorozuya
Bless.
⋆ᴛʜᴀᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ⋆
He's thoroughly enchanted by fireflies, though.
Yorozuya
That's
Yorozuya
adorable
𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑'𝖘 𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘
omg. cute
⋆ᴛʜᴀᴛᴀʟɪꜱᴛᴀɪʀ⋆
They're why he ends up buying land in Virginia.
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