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[Meme] Favourite/most memorable thread we did?
Terri_New_Year
I think Sheena and One's very first one. She was just SO cheeky with him!
Terri_New_Year
It basically set the tone for their whole relationship.
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Hahahaha he's such a sucker for cheekiness.
Terri_New_Year
But dang, would she fight for him.
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They were so good.
🎀𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇🎀
Only the one thread so far but I'm loving it.
Terri_New_Year
They had that Grandpa/Granddaughter vibe going...and both were stubborn as hell. (LOL)
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Yessss. I loved them.
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But I mean One kinda aggressively grandfathered a lot of people.
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Best thing about playing him tbh. I love the kinda not-blood family relationships.
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🎀𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇🎀
The funny part is that Haytham legit believes he's complimenting Connor in a couple of those posts. /pats him
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HAHAHAHA
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They keep being backhanded compliments....
🎀𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇🎀
He's so bad at.... being a person, really...
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Connor's just like.
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I think that was supposed to be a compliment but also that was rude.
🎀𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇🎀
He has such a strong wall between how he actually is and how he wants to appear. Plus he just. Never learned how to talk to people. Thanks, Edward.
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Except to threaten them.
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And extort them.
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And manipulate them.
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Haytham are you okay.
🎀𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇🎀
No, he's really not.
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
This ship thread will live in my heart both for cuteness
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
and for the fact Edward shouting from the distance GET IT, GRANDSON proudly somewhere
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HAHAHAHA YES
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I love it so.
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
Use the pirate stories to get cute girls A+ well done
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
even if Haythem would be horrified
🎀𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇🎀
Haytham just thinks his father is horribly overrated. >.>
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Connor likes him.
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
Shhh, no, pirates
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So there.
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
pirates are the best
🎀𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇🎀
There's a reason the 'golden age' of piracy ended.
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
fdsafas
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
Angel like should I tell them about stuff in space?....
🎀𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇🎀
Oh yes, please. Templars in space.
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
🎀𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇🎀
More places to search for Isu artifacts.
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
oh god the vaults
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
templars are after the vaults
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
[ angel breathing into a paper bag in panic ]
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Oh yeah
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100%
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
what happened to her and maya is bad enough, god forbid what happens if on top of all of these horrible corporations there were templars
🎀𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇🎀
What a lovely mental image of Haytham at the captain's chair in a spaceship.
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
Vault Hunter!Connor and CEO Space Captain!Haytham
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I'm here for that shit.
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
Except to be fair to Haythem, he'd never go as far as Jack so there is that
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This is not much of an accomplishment.
🎀𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇🎀
Haytham is actually a decent person underneath it all, but his decency has never been encouraged, so he never shows it.
𝓽𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓮𝓵𝓯
oh god all of them
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jflkjdsag THAT'S NOT AN ANSWER.
𝓽𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓮𝓵𝓯
off the top of my head though i remember that time HH event went awry and Zura came to beg Gintoki's forgiveness with a jar of nutella
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Y e s.
𝓽𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓮𝓵𝓯
THAT HURT A LOT
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:')
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Bless.
𝓽𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓮𝓵𝓯
its in my memory like a scar
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
"Not being as bad as Jack" is like congrats you decided to run in the race and didn't elect to kill most of the competitors, ur now better than Jack
𝓽𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓮𝓵𝓯
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What an accomplishment.
𝓽𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓮𝓵𝓯
wow that sounds like a great AU though
𝓽𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓮𝓵𝓯
clearly i need to post that "Everyone is a Borderlands now" meme
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
DO IT
𝓽𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓮𝓵𝓯
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
GIVE ME EVERY BORDERLANDS AU
🎀𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇🎀
/knows exactly nothing about borderlands, was thinking about ME Andromeda about vaults >.>
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
AH....
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
No Borderlands is like
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
Take ME
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
but make it about violence, murder and guns and screaming.
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
and No One Is Good People Really, Ever
🎀𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇🎀
snrk
🎀𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇🎀
So. Bioshock.
Streets of Edo
i remember that HH thread... i teared up
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
Right down to the horrible capitalism because there's no real countries or planets or peoples there is just....... terrifying huge megacorps and everyone is obsessed with finding Vaults, these ancient treasure troves ancient technology that was left behind by a alien race
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
tl;dr haythem, one of these messed up murder people is crushing on ur son something terrible fdsafdsfs
🎀𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇🎀
........This is what happens without a father's influence.
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LISTEN.
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She's beautiful and perfect.
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷
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And she's gonna be his girlfriend.
🎀𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇🎀
Honestly, he can't say much.
🎀𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇🎀
One of the first things he and Ziio did was make plans to kill someone.
🎀𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇🎀
It must run in the family.
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𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
:V
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
Angel just gunna hide behind Ziio plz
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷
MURDER DATES run in the Kenway blood. (LOL)
🎀𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇🎀
"Let's kill Edward Braddock." Ziio: /slow, approving nod
🎀𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇🎀
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
Her version is going to be explaining why her dad is a monster, and if she could have some help killing him if it comes up >:c
🎀𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇🎀
..........Oddly enough.
🎀𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇🎀
Haytham would rather do the killing than letting Connor.
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
haytham plz
🎀𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇🎀
He's already drenched in blood.
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So is Connor???
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Haytham please.
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Some of that blood also happens to be yours so. You know.
🎀𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇🎀
Not so much. Connor values life more than he does. That isn't a quality that should be abused.
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You suck.
🎀𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇🎀
He was going to die to someone. May as well be his own son.
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That's the shittiest thing he's ever heard.
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷
🎀𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇🎀
You don't kill as many people as he has, make as many people angry as he has, and figure your own death isn't stalking you every moment.
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You're an idiot.
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷
🎀𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇🎀
He's a realist.
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
shoves popcorn into face
🎀𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇🎀
........ Wonder if Ziio introduced him to popcorn...
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷
I want to say yes. If only because the mental image of her just sort of... shoving a small handful into his mouth amuses me.
𝕤𝕖𝕒 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕔𝕙
"stop talking haytham, eat this"
🎀𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇🎀
America is so weird.
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Bless.
🎀𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇🎀
He's thoroughly enchanted by fireflies, though.
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That's
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adorable
𝓟𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷
omg. cute
🎀𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓇🎀
They're why he ends up buying land in Virginia.
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