raspberrydrink
<-- raspberrydrink because reasons
raspberrydrink
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𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗
omg
𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗
how will I know who you are
raspberrydrink
It'll last like a day like usual
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
I am NOT sorry even though I almost choked and died, and also almost literally fell over and dropped my noodles
𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗
Nael what did you do
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
it's my pun and god there's so much context
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Thank you Jess, I appreciate your efforts
𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗
I am assuming the context involves bras
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
finally doing a proper measure lmao
nɑnɑmin
lmao
raspberrydrink
and I'm either a j or a p
raspberrydrink
aka my initials
raspberrydrink
so clearly my name is the braphecy
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
look the first measure with her tits like where they should be got us a 16" difference
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
in her current ill-fitting bra it's more like a 10" difference
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
which puts her in at least a J
𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗
Jess
raspberrydrink
y e a h
raspberrydrink
I am tits on legs
𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗
your poor back
raspberrydrink
yeah
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
holy christ
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
she's also 5'4"
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
she is at least 60% tit
raspberrydrink
^
𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗
Jess
𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗
honey
𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗
how have you not toppled over
𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗
like
𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗
that's a lotta boob on a short Jess!
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
that's so much honker
raspberrydrink
I am always slightly tilting
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
it's more boob than the rest of the house combined
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
I'm not even kidding about that
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
mmm idk if you count Ana probably not
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
close but not quite
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
see hers don't even strike me as that large on a daily basis, jess is just. the stuff of anime
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
Ana is more proportional lmao Jess has the shoulders of a 10 year old girl and the tits of a hentai character
𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗
I mean I'm pretty sure hentai characters also have the shoulders of a ten year old....
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
lmao
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
sometimes they're proportioned like real people!?
ʟɨօռ ɦɛǟʀƭɛɖ
except the massive tits
🍁Pᴀɴ Hᴇɴɢ
so jess is a hentai
raspberrydrink
so much is explained
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
honestly if Jess was a hentai she'd be like, "I fell into a nest of dragons and now they all want to mate with me!" and that's valid
raspberrydrink
how dare you call me out like this in my own house
FʀᴏᴍTʜᴇFɪʀᴇ
love? we're going with love
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