Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Tue, Apr 2, 2019 9:49 PM
which DMC characters know what sex is
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Tue, Apr 2, 2019 9:49 PM
DEFINITELY not Dante
Niamh Vibes
@nerdiethings
Tue, Apr 2, 2019 9:49 PM
Vergil may have heard OF sex
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Tue, Apr 2, 2019 9:49 PM
I don't think Nero knows about sex
Niamh Vibes
@nerdiethings
Tue, Apr 2, 2019 9:50 PM
Which ones nodded politely in conversations about it
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Tue, Apr 2, 2019 9:50 PM
nobody in DMC has ever nodded politely
TWO OF THEM
@sanduophon
Tue, Apr 2, 2019 9:50 PM
based on raven's plurks about him, nero has never even heard the word sex
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Tue, Apr 2, 2019 9:50 PM
Nico DEFINITELY fucks
EsperBot
@PikaBot
Tue, Apr 2, 2019 9:52 PM
Nero has an arm that is literally a sex toy for his girlfriend.
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Tue, Apr 2, 2019 9:52 PM
does HE know that
EsperBot
@PikaBot
Tue, Apr 2, 2019 9:52 PM
...which Nico basically made for him as a prank.
oh i'm scary
@yurisoldier
Tue, Apr 2, 2019 9:55 PM
yeah Sweet Surrender was DEFINITELY intended to annoy him
oh i'm scary
@yurisoldier
Tue, Apr 2, 2019 10:01 PM
Nero says fuck enough that he probably knows what it means but he doesn't want Kyrie to find out
oh i'm scary
@yurisoldier
Tue, Apr 2, 2019 10:03 PM
and Dante has never HAD sex but he was too much of a fuckboy in 3 to not know about it
柯拉.
@bloodfort
Tue, Apr 2, 2019 10:04 PM
do you really expect dante and trish not to have banged
Echo
@EchoDoctor
Tue, Apr 2, 2019 10:05 PM
I mean, given who she looks like, I kind of fucking hope not?
oh i'm scary
@yurisoldier
Tue, Apr 2, 2019 10:05 PM
yeah I try not to
oh i'm scary
@yurisoldier
Tue, Apr 2, 2019 10:07 PM
anyway characters in DMC who are confirmed to fuck:
oh i'm scary
@yurisoldier
Tue, Apr 2, 2019 10:07 PM
-Sparda
oh i'm scary
@yurisoldier
Tue, Apr 2, 2019 10:07 PM
-Eva
oh i'm scary
@yurisoldier
Tue, Apr 2, 2019 10:07 PM
-Arkham
oh i'm scary
@yurisoldier
Tue, Apr 2, 2019 10:08 PM
-Agnus
oh i'm scary
@yurisoldier
Tue, Apr 2, 2019 10:08 PM
-[spoilers]
oh i'm scary
@yurisoldier
Tue, Apr 2, 2019 10:08 PM
Tue, Apr 2, 2019 10:09 PM
a colorful list
oh i'm scary
@yurisoldier
Tue, Apr 2, 2019 10:13 PM
anyway in seriousness Dante probably fucks but it's funnier to call him a 45-year-old virgin
oh i'm scary
@yurisoldier
Tue, Apr 2, 2019 10:15 PM
a lot of dates have ended just inside the doorway of Devil May Cry when people saw his collection of anime swords and the piles of pizza boxes
oh i'm scary
@yurisoldier
Tue, Apr 2, 2019 10:17 PM
there's also no evidence, including in the anime which is basically a full-on slice of Dante's life,
oh i'm scary
@yurisoldier
Tue, Apr 2, 2019 10:17 PM
that he owns a bed instead of just permanently sleeping with his feet propped up on his desk
go тo вread
@atrypical
Tue, Apr 2, 2019 11:40 PM
that spoiler isn't even a spoiler anymore
oh i'm scary
@yurisoldier
Wed, Apr 3, 2019 12:05 AM
yeah but I mean there are people including Quinn I believe who are following an LP that isn't over yet and I don't think they know
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Wed, Apr 3, 2019 12:06 AM
correct
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Wed, Apr 3, 2019 12:41 AM
Dante heard the phrase "sex is a weapon" and has been lowkey wondering which one of his screaming demon swords it is
Echo
@EchoDoctor
Wed, Apr 3, 2019 12:50 AM
I'd assume Nevan.
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