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Watching Umbrella Academy
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Luther lives on the moon, apparently
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Diego fights crime, apparently?
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Allison is some kind of celebrity
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Klaus is checking out of Rehab
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Vanya is the one playing Phantom of the Opera music, I guess
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How did Luther get back to Earth?
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Diego seems like an asshole
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So it looks like they USED to be super heroes?
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Talking chimp
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It doesn't seem like dad was very popular
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MOST of them seem like assholes
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"I heard a rumor that you shot your friend in the foot"
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"I'm afraid there's just nothing special about you"
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hey Klaus is actually trying
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I wasn't expecting him to try
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So an old man took a bunch of strange children and tried to mold them into superheroes
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and now they all have HELLA issues
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The soundtrack is interesting
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So Allison can make rumors come true by starting them and Klaus can talk to the dead and Vanya has no power
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ONE of them can teleport, one of them has super strength
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ah here's the teleporter
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Is she a robot?
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Istanbul
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Not Constantinople
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There's Ben
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number 6
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(deceased)
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"The world ends in eight days and I have no idea how to stop it"
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Well I'm intrigued
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I enjoyed it. I was surprised to learn its based on comics written by the frontman of My Chemical Romance
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It’s*
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It has this weird mix of silly zaniness and dark subject matter like child abuse in a way that reminds me of A Series of Unfortunate events but targeted at adults
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It seems Klaus just hears the dead all the time when he's sober
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Vanya's student is hitting on her isn't h- YUP THERE IT IS
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And so we meet Delores
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: (
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Spent 30 years living with a department store mannequinn
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I'd LOVE for Detective Patch to NOT rehook-up with Diego
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Oh my god Helen what the fuck was that
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I think Hazel and Cha-Cha are time travelers
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For awhile my theory was that Vanya’s power was making people be shitty to her
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Jesus Allison
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God this guy sets off so many creep vibes
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Leonard
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I feel like he's supposed to be awkwardly charming but I'm getting Nice Guy™ vibes
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HE MADE A STATUE OF VANYA WHAT THE FUCK
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VANYA GET OUT NOW
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I don't think Cha-Cha and Hazel are baseline humans
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oh fuck Luther got suplexed
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And then had a chandelier dropped on him
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Grace doesn't work right anymore
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And then Luther hit
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Puberty Two
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Leonard gives me SO MANY creep vibes
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And I HONESTLY can't tell if it's intentional or not
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Okay no he's definitely hiding something
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Yup he was a creep
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I'm glad it wasn't just me
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They weren’t very subtle about it
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the dad was not a good dad
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What is UP with this guy
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I think Klaus just stole a time machine
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YUP HE SURE DID
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Wait, fuck
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if KLAUS went to the future
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He could talk to the ghosts of the people who died
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in the end of the world
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and figure out wtf happened
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after he breaks his time machine
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How long was he gone...
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What....happened to Helen....
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I’ll give you three guesses
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Gave up her career as a violinist to become an accountant
A Grinning DM
Not quite
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Got activated as a sleeper agent and is on a mission to save democracy from foreign terrorists
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oh hey Vanya DOES have a power
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I'm not QUITE sure what that was but it was something weird for sure
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The kid who plays 5 is fantastic
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Why would they have to wait for a time traveler?
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They never fully explain how time travel works but I get the impression they can’t time travel to literally any second just different time points that have already been navigated.
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Like someone needs to have done the math to figure out the proper time coordinates or some shit
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Well that was some shit
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Okay let's see what Klaus was up to in 1968
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Whirlwind gay romance, apparently
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Huh going to Vietnam and coming home WITHOUT a drug habit is backwards
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VANYA CAUSES THE APOCALYPSE
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WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HER POWER IS
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Still watching this
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Cha-Cha was TRYING to get Hazel to kill her
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So that at least one of them could complete their assignment
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And escape from the end of the world
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Also I suspect Leonard
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or Harold, at least
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May have even hired those guys to beat him up
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To get Vanya the motivation to use her powers