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dammit oswald, now he feels bad. stop making him feel vague empathy, penguin. Gayocalypse
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NEVER
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he is the biggest momma's boy even after she's gone, he's not gonna stop now
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and that makes him sympathetic
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especially since Ed has been through his actual mourning period with him
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so he KNOWs
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so he has to remember that AND FEEL BAD
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and now whatever plan ed's damage brain might've been trying to come up with will be ruined (GOOD)
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MAYBE HE CAN TURN HIS TO AN ADVANTAGE SOMEHOW
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new plan: make os like him and understand that he should never hurt him in any way ever so when Os goes back to his timeline, he treats Ed like a king
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That's a pretty good plan
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also turn him against everyone else
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because Ed is a jealous ho
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that is ED'S FRIEND and no one else can have him
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they're both jealous hos
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it's amazing they didn't hurt each other before isabella came along
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Oswald DID put a knife to his throat and let butch nearly shoot him
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AND Ed threw him out on the street when he was brain melted
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dear ed, tread SO CAREFULLY
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Oh, look Ed, it's oswald staring up at you like you hung the moon and stars.
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just waiting for you to give him wisdom
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someday, this will either backfire spectacularly or work insanely well.
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oh no. ed. what have you done. you've someone triggered romantic thoughts. again.
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oh-no-how-could-this-have-happened
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because oswald is a romantic sentimentalist and i couldn't help the mystery man pun
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srsly how could I not
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ed are you sure you want revenge
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he wants revenge against the man who hurt him. this Os isn't there yet
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but perhaps he can get THIS oswald to never something something something he swears there's a plan there
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it'll come to him!
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:I know, I'll get him food."
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'I was too eager to remove what stood in my way and now I am paying for it'
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if only he had learned that lesson before isabella came alone
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along*
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WELL. MAYBE THIS TIME HE WILL
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Ed: manages 'phallocentric', peters out at 'recovered'
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/pat pat
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it's okay ed
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we all do it
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Os has hit the point of 'might as well play along for a bit', he'll be back to denial soon enough
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look, when Gordon came in asking for an invite to the Foxglove, Os's reaction was "Well, someone's in a mood!" and he looked Jim up and down. He can make some blue-collar jokes when he feels up to it
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just, it can take a bit
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Ed: Names off some places to live, including his own place
Os: Picks the last
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Ed: means the building
Os: does not
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Ed: how does this keep happening?
this is all on you ed nygma
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Ed: Knows oswald well enough he could have predicted this with half a thought
Ed: still walks right into it
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Ed: gets home from work to find someone else living in his boarding rooms
Ed: ...I...don't know how I expected this not to happen.
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haha
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Ed has the most boring job in town
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i'm gonna reply to the boarding house owner that Oswald has chosen to move in with Ed and may, in fact, get kicked out eventually. but that's where his butt is going to park himself
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Morgue Tech in a town where literally no one has died in 2 months and the last time someone died, it wasn't even anyone from town.

oooh. is there a link to that? :-D?
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she commented to my ooc intro
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one thing os will prob notice is that there are no mirrors in the bathroom. I'm sure...that'll be a conversation.
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eventually, yes
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"Look, I don't want to talk to MY hallucinations, that's all."

/clickies!
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I think it will take him a couple days after losing track of Ed to track down the boarding house owner and get himself to be let in
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so he'll be on the street, and annoyed, until then
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That makes sense, y. Lol, which'd put us at sunday, probably!
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but then he'll be like, "this must be a test of my own making" I'm pushing myself to try and find a way back to reality by finding my guide
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clearly oswald has a strong mind full of puzzling endevors
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so many purple dicks
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congrats, ed, you made him want to visit a library
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That is a damn miracle, clearly
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"you can go to town hall or you could wait and read them on this giant brick"
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sweet!
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okay, I must be to beds
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ttyl!
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