are my characters datable

Bulat has been domesticated in and is easily the best of the bunch in that reality

This is different from canon Bulat who won't be going on dates unless he's invisible because he's a wanted criminal

And also extremely thirsty because he lives in the woods with a bunch of people he's not physically attracted to

Maybe he sometimes goes out to a remote town and has a one night stand but he's too practical to let repeated encounters compromise his personal security

If he's transplanted to an RP or AU where that's not a concern he's still somewhat paranoid about opening up to people on the grounds of what if they're secretly into shady shit back home, I'd never know if they skinned and ate people until they started it up again

If you put that aside he's surprisingly thoughtful for someone with an ego his size but he also is a much better fit for someone with similar issues who will consider him reasonably cautious

Minako is the soldier of love and also, terrible

This is anime Minako so she is, like

You'll get a lot of great stories to tell about your ex

That's the kindest thing you can say

She's very selfish and more into having fun and enjoying her youth than any other romantic priority

Which is great for a certain type of relationship

She's fifteen and not looking for her miracle destiny romance yet

She's adorable and extroverted and energetic, and dates are a coin flip on being fun vs comedy shenanigans disaster

Les Friction is a casual person and pretty bad at emotional commitment to anyone he hasn't been in at least two life threatening incidents with which is honestly a pretty large pool?

He's seen some shit

Jojo characters often change pretty wildly after their first impression (polnareff, annasui, the lock guy) so I can't say a lot

Speaking of Emilygames, The Princess has not appeared in a public plurk and is not a viable dating option for most people