(meme) depends on your definition of "dateable"

hawke:

tabris:

amell:

draw your own conclusions

it's a little scary how uhh accurate that one is for Hawke

LMAO RIGHT

100%

like hasn't she basically done almost all of those

they just dont call it a suicide pact they call it a "where you go i go" deal

true

lmao "suicide pact, or as hawke likes to call it, marriage"

ghfjghfjghfj

I mean

where's the lie though

actually i change my mind, this is what dating amell is like

oh the other half of this meme is whether theyre fuckable, for which the answer is amell: yes, she's a ho, tabris: yes, but she's less of a ho, and hawke: no unless youre willing to follow the above list of dates

bc this pussy has a strict guest list and the only way to get access is to be as ride or die as she is

Fenris eats it

and the bouncer says "right this way sir"

:>