anyway now I'm thinking about my Bob's Burgers Pokemon AU again

Louise would 100% have a Scorbunny and happily let it kick people with its hot little feets

Alex and Gene have Munchlaxes that are BFF and take naps in the sun together and help sneak junk food for Alex

The kids earn extra cash by Pyukumuku chucking, except Tina can't throw them far enough into the ocean half the time

Mr. Fischoeder has a murder of Murkrow that live on his estate, lorded over by a fat Honchkrow he hand raised

Plus a fat lazy Alolan Persian he imported

Linda and Gene both have Chatots; Linda has an Exploud, while Gene's mon is still a Whismur

Linda and Gayle both have Jigglypuffs that get competitive, especially when their owners start singing

Tina has a Popplio she loves to pieces and cries when he evolves into Brionne and then Primarina

Teddy has a big burly Machoke and an Electabuzz that help him on jobs

Plus an Ursaring he was given when it was a Teddiursa when he was a child

Bob has a surly old Charmeleon that helps him behind the grill and refuses to evolve and points and laughs behind his back when Bob rages at Jimmy Pesto's Charizard that can Mega Evolve

Millie Frock has an Espurr that just stares creepily at you and never makes any noise

Zeke has a Makuhita he wrestles with