This might be the dumbest fucking thing I've ever done in a tabletop game.

We're in Exalted, having a mass combat, which means that technically you can call shots but enemies all share a massive set of HP.

So I am ending every single stunt, in this huge neighborhood destroying fight, with my character making a deliberate called shot to hit their commanding lieutenant in the balls.

Giant sweeping staff attack that ended with a thrust to junk the first round. Second round so far has been proving the staff was multi section and knocking around a wave of reinforcements and then launching the back segment of the staff to the full length of the chain which hit him in the balls.

This is the dumbest, most fucking immature thing I've ever done in decades of this hobby.

But god help me we're going for it.

This is going to be the worst day of this NPC's life.

it may be dumb and immature but by god it's hilarious

oh my god

the strongest child of the unconquered sun, ballsniper420

An attack missed.

I just stunted the parry to throw the other guy headlong into the lieutenant's dick.

god bless these nutshots

He is now actually knocking enemies into making nutshots for him.

Like just got jumped, and it ended with him basically catching and redirecting a bunch of shots around him, kicking one guy into the lieutenant who caught him, and just smashing the dude's skull... which means he just full power headbutted the lieutenant in the crotch.

epilogue: we let smashcrotch live but he passed out in pain and the eclipse is like "I don't think medicine charms will save this man's junk"