Corgi Gams
Plot with me for March
Corgi Gams
Uh....big thing for Krieg right now....Again....
Rizzaria 🔥
okay! o/
Corgi Gams
Gen when are you gonna app into my game :T
Rizzaria 🔥
\o when I have the time!
Corgi Gams
.....:'D
Rizzaria 🔥
Corgi Gams
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
sorry Krieg.
BIG DAD ENERGY
Krieg buddy 8(
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
Do you want a muscle cat or two to wrassle with
Corgi Gams
he will always accept muscle cat wrassles
Corgi Gams
also this time at least Gaige and Maya are right there
Corgi Gams
They will help ;u;
Maidstrong
Corgi Gams
....gotta go back to the islands to teach Thida how to swim 'A'
Corgi Gams
and make sure she has plenty of towels and ice cream
ѕαмѕα
PLS THROW KRIEG AT LENA
Corgi Gams
OKAY
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
go make the bestest sandcastle with Thida
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
unless something super awesome is planned for next month, Armin will be travelling, but he can send Krieg cool updates
BIG DAD ENERGY
krieg look at all his badges
Corgi Gams
hell yeah, sick badges, bro!
Corgi Gams
....man Attack on Voltron house is gonna be empty, huh
Corgi Gams
Maybe the Vault Hunters could have a party
Corgi Gams
DAD'S GONE TIME TO GET CRAZY!!!
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
god, you leave your house for a month and a half and someone just goes and throws a party
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
Maya is free to borrow any and all of Armin's books
Corgi Gams
jeffurson Homicidal A.I party at Dad's Shiro's place
Corgi Gams
Thida is invited too
Corgi Gams
Also Sasha if she's around
Trystan
Oh shit, Jean is going to swing down for this party
BIG DAD ENERGY
Corgi Gams
it'll be fiiiiiine Shiro
Corgi Gams
he promises not to set anything on fire
Corgi Gams
....except the food
Corgi Gams
and maybe himself
BIG DAD ENERGY
don't traumatize his BF more
Corgi Gams
.....is Matt still there? O:
BIG DAD ENERGY
To my knowledge!
BIG DAD ENERGY
Shiro went back for their anniversary
Corgi Gams
awww
Corgi Gams
party canceled, I guess, it'd be rude to disturb Matt ;w;
BIG DAD ENERGY
you're a good man, krieg
Corgi Gams
no he isn't, but he tries
BIG DAD ENERGY
yes you are X-(
Corgi Gams
Nah
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
you are an improving man, krieg
Corgi Gams
....okay he can believe that
Maidstrong
Corgi Gams
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
sasha will still be at the voltron house! she isnt going anywhere
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
so maybe meat dad and her can do something?
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
also as far as i know, lance will be there too
Homicidal A.I
Rolls in late with maya
Corgi Gams
Maya we lost Angel 8(
Homicidal A.I
oh no
Homicidal A.I
oh no
Corgi Gams
Small party where Maya and Gaige get to meet Embers and Romeo and Thida
Corgi Gams
And Matt if he's around
Homicidal A.I
yesss
Maidstrong
Corgi Gams
Corgi Gams
Just what Krieg needs, tbh: lots of good and loving distractions from his sads 8')
yaoicutioner
krieg :-(
Corgi Gams
he'll be fine 8')
Corgi Gams
eventually 8')
Homicidal A.I
Maya will be ..... not great. but yeah. they can go punch things and Maya can try to convince herself that trying to murder Jack because if Angel doesn't get another chance why should he, is a bad idea
Homicidal A.I
ѕαмѕα
but beating jack to almost-death is fantastic stress relief!!
Corgi Gams
Corgi Gams
True! Shield Lady knows what she's talking about!
Homicidal A.I
it is....
ѕαмѕα
Athena did it after he branded Tim and she felt a LITTLE better (nottalking)
Corgi Gams
....Also now I kind of want Maya and Krieg to get into it with each other and get in trouble for brawling
Homicidal A.I
omg yes. throw yourself into training/fighting
Corgi Gams
have to make a network post from jail
Homicidal A.I
because that's better then having to think or feel
Corgi Gams
way better
Homicidal A.I
Maya just like: IT'S CALLED SPARRING!
Homicidal A.I
Police: You broke three tables
Corgi Gams
Krieg just like: YOU CAN MAKE MORE!!!
Corgi Gams
Police: You created a public disturbance!
Homicidal A.I
Maya: And the kids fighting with giant monsters a street over, aren't?
Corgi Gams
Police: They're not screaming about blood orgies and meat bicycles!
Corgi Gams
Police: You nearly gave old Mrs. Johnson a heart attack!
Homicidal A.I
Maya: Then she should have gotten out of the way of the chair! It's like you've never seen actual fights before!
Corgi Gams
....yeah this definitely needs to happen
Homicidal A.I
yes, and it's totally ic because what is grief, can you punch it? LET'S FIND OUT!
ѕαмѕα
PUNCH YOUR SHITTY NEGATIVE FEELINGS TILL YOU CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING ANYMORE
Homicidal A.I
Maya continues yelling her old battle lines so half of them are related to being a siren
Homicidal A.I
I want a shaky cam video of their fight to show up and people being like ....wtf? either because are we sure they're friends - yeah they really are / to wtf are they yelling about?
ѕαмѕα
bless.....
ѕαмѕα
lmao god I remember one time the borderlands crew was hanging out with the shingekis and poor Armin was so alarmed that Athena looked beat the fuck up
Corgi Gams
I think that was a birthday party!
Corgi Gams
"Oh, yeah, I got into a fight with Krieg"
Corgi Gams
CONFIRMS ALL OF ARMIN'S WORST FEARS
Homicidal A.I
omg XD
ѕαмѕα
yeah! it was one of the first island trips
ѕαмѕα
(and it happened again later on with angel but all she did was make frowny faces at Athena which made her actually feel bad unlike armin)
Homicidal A.I
well angel isn't here to make them feel bad for fighting ....
Homicidal A.I
I mean if we go with Gaige she'll possibly be bad if they got arrested without her? maybe. and let's ignore Handsome Jack's reaction
Homicidal A.I
*bad-mad
ѕαмѕα
oh gaige..
Corgi Gams
They'll bring Gaige with next time
Corgi Gams
they didn't want to wake her up
Corgi Gams
teenagers need their beauty sleep
Homicidal A.I
yes
Corgi Gams
this is gonna be good, I am excite
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
meat dad, does sasha have to break into her snack fund and bail you and your friends out
Corgi Gams
D:
Corgi Gams
noooooo, don't waste your snack fund D:
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
IT'S OKAY. SHE'LL JUST HAVE OMELETTE BEAT OTHER EGGS UP AND MAKE MORE
Corgi Gams
OR
Trystan
... did someone say FCAB-assisted jailbreak?
Corgi Gams
she could save her money and have omelette beat up other eggs anyway!!
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
OR SHE CAN HAVE OMELETTE BEAT UP THE JAIL CELL BARS
Trystan
because Jean would absolutely accidentally/on purpose park it on the jail to break a wall and let them out
Trystan
whoops
Homicidal A.I
omg
Trystan
or have it kick the jail
𝑑𝑖𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡
those tiny togepi hands as he yells and they slap against metal
Trystan
don't worry, guys, it's cool, he saw a titan do this once
Trystan
K I C K
Homicidal A.I
Jean, continue McGucket's tradition of breaking characters out of jail with mechanical constructions
Corgi Gams
Jean don't hurt yourself
ᴏᴡᴏᴡᴏᴡ
bert does have some large pokemon that could assist in some
ᴏᴡᴏᴡᴏᴡ
casual jailbreak
Trystan
I mean, what can you expect when you have a Trubbish for a driver?
ᴏᴡᴏᴡᴏᴡ
or his zoroark
ᴏᴡᴏᴡᴏᴡ
hOW Do yOu DO fElLoW JEnnIes
Corgi Gams
....omg, this is how Maya meets Bert and Jean 'A'
Corgi Gams
....except she already met Bert
Homicidal A.I
it's a great second meeting too
Trystan
hi, Maya! *waves cheerfully from the coffee shop window
Trystan
want a ride?
ᴏᴡᴏᴡᴏᴡ
i'm also just imagining the zoroark trying to walk like a human and just
ᴏᴡᴏᴡᴏᴡ
absolutely failing
Corgi Gams
that zoroark is trying his best ;w;
ᴏᴡᴏᴡᴏᴡ
HE WILL PROVIDE DISTRACTION
ᴏᴡᴏᴡᴏᴡ
LOOK AT HIM
ᴏᴡᴏᴡᴏᴡ
ignore the loud noises coming from the cells
Homicidal A.I
there is still a wall there, why do you ask
Corgi Gams
That doesn't sound like a crumbling wall, pay attention to the weird Jenny!
Corgi Gams
Also I'm picturing this jailbreak happening like...right before they're released
Corgi Gams
they're just put up for a night to Think About What They Did and that is TOO LONG!!! for Jean so he busts them out in the wee hours of the morning
Trystan
bribes the Jennies with fresh coffee
BIG DAD ENERGY
i look away and suddenly this plurk is breaking the law
Corgi Gams
Shit, nobody tell Shiro
Corgi Gams
But the jail time was broadcast, nobody had to tell Shiro
Trystan
Jean feels like it’s perfectly on brand for Shiro to want to break his family out of jail
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
...Armin goes to enjoy nature and suddenly everybody is in jail or breaking people out
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
Can’t he leave you people alone for five minutes??
Homicidal A.I
Nope!
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
Armin coming Home after challenging the elite four
Corgi Gams
Tbf this would have happened regardless of whether Armin was at home or not ;w;
Homicidal A.I
also true
ʟᴇɢᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴜᴘ
He likes to think he has a little bit of control over you Hooligans
Corgi Gams
Sorry Armin 8'D
Homicidal A.I
look on the plus side they're not trying to murder Jack????
Homicidal A.I
/the bar is so low
Corgi Gams
Lmao honestly
Corgi Gams
It's just Disturbing the Peace and not Attempted Homicide
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