DredgenMoonMoon
[dumblr/boobplate discourse] https://images.plurk.com/w8EAz8KfVBZchlANP5kFb.jpg
a "plastic bra" designed for a sport where people aren't actively trying to murder each other obviously proves that boobplate, which is like strapping on a spear point directed at your sternum, would survive a full force blow from an axe, longsword, or any other weapon designed to kill people
Platinum
excuse me, but do you have experience wearing a boob plate? No? then bow to the plastic bra. It does not lie.
GG-Yaku
Wow boy I do have experience wearing a fencing boob plate
GG-Yaku
And this is bullshit, that fucking hurts
GG-Yaku
It still feels like getting whacked in the titty with a metal plate, and fencing weapons are very thin and you're generally trying to get points with the tip
GG-Yaku
Not the side of the blade. Which is what people would be trying to kill you with
DredgenMoonMoon
not to mention axes, hammers, spears, etc
GG-Yaku
(Gonna hazard a guess that sister girl here has small titty, too.)
GG-Yaku
A full force axe swing bouncing off a boobplate would hurt so bad you'd probably be yelling, and in that time get your head taken off
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