[dumblr/boobplate discourse]
a "plastic bra" designed for a sport where people aren't actively trying to murder each other obviously proves that boobplate, which is like strapping on a spear point directed at your sternum, would survive a full force blow from an axe, longsword, or any other weapon designed to kill people

excuse me, but do you have experience wearing a boob plate? No? then bow to the plastic bra. It does not lie.

Wow boy I do have experience wearing a fencing boob plate

And this is bullshit, that fucking hurts

It still feels like getting whacked in the titty with a metal plate, and fencing weapons are very thin and you're generally trying to get points with the tip

Not the side of the blade. Which is what people would be trying to kill you with

not to mention axes, hammers, spears, etc

(Gonna hazard a guess that sister girl here has small titty, too.)

A full force axe swing bouncing off a boobplate would hurt so bad you'd probably be yelling, and in that time get your head taken off