be sterling
try to figure out why PJ pants keep sliding down hips
go weigh self

'how the fuck have I lost 10 pounds since Thanksgiving?'
'...oh right, stress'

I mean it's not necessarily a bad thing, but I should y'know, be more careful? Maybe?

i mean. That's not horribly fast, but also

yeah, that's the only reason I'm not super concerned

there's better ways to go about it!

yes yes there I'd

is

and it takes something like this for me to really realize how stressed I've actually been, since it's mostly lowkey kind of stress

IN OTHER NEWS, I have also learned how to make the not-great honey kiefer palatable: mix it with horchata

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