just got in and already there's princess kidnappings going on 
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just got in and already there's princess kidnappings going on
just got in and already there's princess kidnappings going on
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what's a good fairy tale role lianlian could get...
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prince! princess! red riding hood's grandmother!
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suddenly i'm in a car on the way to a burger place? please sis why must you torture me so
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xie lian as red riding hood's grandmother would be funny because he'd beat up the wolf
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or if he was rapunzel.....
⛅Jade⛅
I VOLUNTEER PYRA TO SAVE HIM if he needs a Prince Charming to “rescue” him lmao
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please save him pyra, if he gets stuck in a tower he'll end up hurting himself climbing out of it
empress (temp.)
I volunteer Shiho to come and help him poison the wolf with her evil-stepmother-cooking?
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(LAUGHING) i like how we both went for granny
chlornunnos
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considering how bad his cooking is, does shiho even need to help... 
chlornunnos
i volunteer a bride emperor to save him if he needs it too!!
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so many heroes...!!
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i'll just keep giving him doomed parts
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princess, older sibling, grandma...
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i suddenly wanna look up chinese fairy tales
le yifu
If XL is granny I volunteer wwx as little red riding hood, running screaming from the wolf
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don't worry xianxian, your granny will protect you 
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and then the wolf is shizun
le yifu
hahahahaha
empress (temp.)
Well, someone needs to take all of her poisoned apples, she doesn't want them??
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feed them to xie lian, he's a princess anyway and he's hungry
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honestly he's never heard of any of these fairy tales and he's no stranger to poison so 
empress (temp.)
............no, xie lian. Bad.
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s͛cͨrͬaͣᴛⷮcͨhͪ
if the wolf is shizun
if the wolf is shizun
s͛cͨrͬaͣᴛⷮcͨhͪ
here is his outfit
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that's absolutely perfect
s͛cͨrͬaͣᴛⷮcͨhͪ
oh my god, shizun's the only one who would know these fairytales out of them
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shizun: well. a hero is supposed to come and kill the wolf -- noo! (hides behind lianlian) I JUST AVOIDED DEATH
le yifu
It just occurred to me that wwx would be so distressed by the wolf costume that he would try to
le yifu
rip shizun’s clothes off
s͛cͨrͬaͣᴛⷮcͨhͪ
Well that is one way to defeat the wolf
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does grandma have to save the wolf from red riding hood...
s͛cͨrͬaͣᴛⷮcͨhͪ
... maybe.
le yifu
Again shizun’s clothes come off.......
le yifu
Good thing bingbing isn’t around
s͛cͨrͬaͣᴛⷮcͨhͪ
it's true
s͛cͨrͬaͣᴛⷮcͨhͪ
wifi might be in trouble
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are we still doing the frog quest...i'm still confused on quests where did it say people turn into frogs
le yifu
Ah that’s a different thing
empress (temp.)
Quests and events can happen concurrently though, if you want it to.
le yifu
quest info is here see mod comments at the bottom of the post
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ooooh
le yifu
Quests can get you rewards while events are just for fun
le yifu
I was hoping to time xl’s froggy quest just after he leaves the well....before he has time to take his veil off, if possible
le yifu
But that is up to you depending on what you’d like to do!
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i am totally up for that being his intro to the world
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but should ruoye disappear with his wedding dress or float around worrying hmm
queen (temp.)
I think it's up to you
queen (temp.)
I'm trying to decide if it'd be funnier for Jim to randomly barge in on his house ala Goldilocks and have all his food turn to porridge or ask for help with the fact that he's floating and cannot get back down
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both these ideas are good, they can share the porridge or xie lian can help tie down jim with his good ol' silk scarf
queen (temp.)
both are fun...but I guess the porridge is more likely to lead to Jin figuring out this guy can't cook
le yifu
For neatness’ sake I’ll put up a frog starter on my frog log for xl, if that’s ok!
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you never know!! at the very least it'll lead to goldilocks and granny having porridge before the wolf shows up 
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go ahead!!
queen (temp.)
the wolf and three bears
queen (temp.)
since the mods said the stories can intersect if we want
s͛cͨrͬaͣᴛⷮcͨhͪ
:V
queen (temp.)
just KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK and there's a wolf puppet and three bears and Jim would just have to go OH GREAT THIS WAS EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED TODAY
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what if it's goldilocks and the three wolves
queen (temp.)
OMG
queen (temp.)
YES. I LOVE IT
queen (temp.)
imagine if he's gone through this a few times and he's like. Yup and here comes the bears--WHY ARE THEY WOLVESa
le yifu
aaaaaaaa wolves
s͛cͨrͬaͣᴛⷮcͨhͪ
would shizun be one of the wolves. looking at the two puppet wolves going. "why have there been more added?"
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xie lian wakes up in the morning in granny pajamas, looks at shizun and two robowolves
s͛cͨrͬaͣᴛⷮcͨhͪ
"i got nothing" he says
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let's beat up the other two wolves and eat their porridge, that sounds like a good morning exercise
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why is phone typing so hard
s͛cͨrͬaͣᴛⷮcͨhͪ
let's do it
let's do it
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queen (temp.)
suddenly there is a gang of wolves...
queen (temp.)
hopefully when they're done with the wolves the too hot porridge is better...
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xie lian will take the cold porridge, he's polite and also old 
queen (temp.)
no. don't eat cold porridge! he can reheat it over a fire and maybe ad actual flavour to it.
s͛cͨrͬaͣᴛⷮcͨhͪ
jim is such a good boy...
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such a good boy.....
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looking for chinese fairy tales, i found one on wikipedia where a water buffalo turns into a groom and remembered one from childhood about a girl whose hair turns white
empress (temp.)
oh, chinese fairy tales would be so cool? I wonder if 聊齋 stories count...
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i don't see why not 
empress (temp.)
oh, or japanese fairy tales!
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i remember reading a story once about two architects, and one was jealous of the other and told the emperor the gods had sent a messenger down asking to take him to build castles in heaven, so the other architect faked his own death and came back saying "yeah they're happy with my work but they're asking for the other guy now"
le yifu
I read a Chinese fairy tale last night about a guy who’s seeking immortality and the great sage sends him to the underworld where he’s tortured by demons, and then returns to earth reincarnated as a woman
le yifu
As a woman, he gets married and has a kid
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i've never heard that one but it sounds amazing
le yifu
It’s kinda wild.....and reminds me of Windy
le yifu
I’ll find it
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oh oh i wonder if the legend of the white snake counts as a fairy tale
queen (temp.)
I remember one where a guy was killed u justly and the god of death told him to suck it up and reincarnate and after he was reborn he refused to breathe, died and went straight back tk Yan Wang to keep complaining
queen (temp.)
聊齋 stories are wild
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guy please
le yifu
here it is
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it's hard to get rid of all emotion...
le yifu
Alas
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i found our old fairy tale stories...one of them's about a man who plays the guqin and makes friends with a woodcutter who appreciates his music and they meet up every year to appreciate music together
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but then one year the woodcutter dies...and the musician in his sadness breaks his guqin on the woocutter's grave and his heart breaks along with it and he never plays music again
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the end
le yifu
Oh nooooooooooooooo
le yifu
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and that's the story of lan wangji 
le yifu
here’s the story
le yifu
Ouch
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whoa you found it
le yifu
He gave the guy gold to help him out....he bought books and spent so much time studying he fell ill and died
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the version we've got at home is a simple picture book for kids, so it's a lot less detailed....
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i wonder if this site has the other two books i've got
le yifu
He calls the woodcutter his “heart’s interpreter”
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they were so close 
queen (temp.)
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: I'm just imagining this whole wolf thing happening after the poison apple meeting and Jim is just like...dude.
s͛cͨrͬaͣᴛⷮcͨhͪ
"hello, again."
s͛cͨrͬaͣᴛⷮcͨhͪ
"did you stop taking apples from strngers? if i end up back there and i see a pile, we are going to have a talk. but right now -- please do something about those puppet wolves!"
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don't worry mister wolf sir xie lian can get rid of the rest
s͛cͨrͬaͣᴛⷮcͨhͪ
;A; OUR HERO
queen (temp.)
"what if I throw it out and someone else eats it???"
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if you can't throw out the apples just feed them to xie lian, why does no one approve of this
s͛cͨrͬaͣᴛⷮcͨhͪ
no
no
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...i was going to say he wouldn't actually eat poison apples but then i thought, if it was that or starvation, he'd totally eat them
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i'm sorry shizun
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