Your character can make mine do something, what do they want to see happen 
Spider
Your character can make mine do something, what do they want to see happen
Your character can make mine do something, what do they want to see happen
Spider
I like this meme 
arwingyoshi
well, Finn already has the authority to do that with Lucien
arwingyoshi
Finn orders Lucien to watch a movie with him and then sit and pose so Finn can draw him
arwingyoshi
knowing Finn, the movie he picked out was probably Predator or Hellraiser
Spider
arwingyoshi
Finn makes for a light touch with absolute power, always nice to see!
StupidSexyV⚠der
no idea but man
ꜱᴇxᴘᴏᴛ ꜱᴜᴘʀᴇᴍᴇ
Carry him around. XD
STAR DAMAGE
Laugh 
Spider
ꜱᴇxᴘᴏᴛ ꜱᴜᴘʀᴇᴍᴇ
: I mean he'd do that anyway, but you'd need to compel him to do it quietly
Spider
STAR DAMAGE
: 
chris 🧸
be happy
chris 🧸
take a vacation and enjoy it
Spider
objectpermanence: 
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
take off your mask, robot
Spider
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
: but it breaks his aesthetic!! 
Spider
(we do know pretty much precisely what he looks like, though, if all male grineer are made from variations on the same template. It's not--look, let's call them homely)
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
he’s curious and he has to do what Chuuya says 
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
he’d ask him to die, but he’d want that pleasure himself
Spider
A lot of the grunts don't have faceplates, so we know what they look like. They're hit with a triple-whammy of fast aging, susceptibility to skin disorders, and no one taking care of those facts.
A lot of the grunts don't have faceplates, so we know what they look like. They're hit with a triple-whammy of fast aging, susceptibility to skin disorders, and no one taking care of those facts.
Spider
Tyl probably looks less hecked up because he's one of the elites, but 
Spider
https://img.fireden.net/vg/image/1438/79/14387962940... most of the poor dudes just look sad.
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
look if he needs help figuring out a beauty routine that works, Chuuya is here for him
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
(no he’s not)
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
(also he needs more than a few Korean face masks)
Spider
Freaky like a wind chime
he already has a beauty routine thank you it's called being fabulous
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
pls use some moisturizer at least
Spider
I am a fan of the dark sclera/red-orange iris look though.
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
Chuuya starts gifting him really heavy makeup just to be a dick
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
yesss the eyes are nice
Spider
look, Tyl has seen no proof yet that this makeup does anything to make Chuuya look presentable so he's not interested.
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
clearly Chuuya is the most beautiful person around??? and when he uses makeup it’s flawless and stunning????
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
so rude
Spider
it's amazing what humans have to tell themselves to get through life isn't it 
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
at some point he’ll have to tell tyl that he’s not really human
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
(not that he really knows if he is. partly human?? maybe??)
Spider
still not grineer tho 
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
(but he won’t mention that part)
Spider
Tyl might say more than most about what the grineer are lacking, but his only big complaints are 1. the average one lives too short 2. they're not as smart as me
Spider
looks ain't actually on his list. And hey! They got their own style that makes everyone else look weird to them
Spider
like. Tyl isn't the only curvy dude, the average male grineer gets built to be curvier than the women
Spider
so human-looking people are honestly really weird, proportions-wise
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
species and cultural differences like that make me so happy when games actually play around with them
Spider
right it's so much fun
Spider
grineer women are split between height extremes but are uniformly more overtly mechanical, with straight elements or details that make their cybernetics obvious. Males are kitted out with more curves. Heavily built up-top for most of them, but they've got more prominent hips.
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
hips are useful if you’re top-heavy
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
otherwise we’d have a bunch of grineer falling over everywhere
COOL GUY ZONE
riptide would get 622 to play some video games with him and archie would get stuck in a loop with him bc he would ask what 622 wants to do
Spider
COOL GUY ZONE
such good boys
Spider
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
: and then Tyl was like "okay but what if - what if - just hips"
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
he probably has an excellent sense of balance
StupidSexyV⚠der
Vadrr making Jadus do something. oh gods help us all
Spider
the balance thing is why having him get drunk is so funny to me, like. Thank heck he can teleport cos walking ain't gonna happen
Spider
StupidSexyV⚠der
oh jeez
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
at some point Chuuya just pushes him over and sits on him
Spider
lol
Spider
he could probably port away from that but only if he remembers to
𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚞𝚑𝚞𝚊𝚑𝚞𝚊
it’s funny either way :>
StupidSexyV⚠der
yeeeeeeah