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[Cookie Run]

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Just some progress and some complaining

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I am SO close to levelling up Millenial Tree cookie, it's unreal. Like, in ~3 days, I'll have him at level 4, which doesn't sound like much, but this is a legendary cookie and they fucking suck to level up LMAO

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And then I get to find out what kind of nightmarish requirements exist after level four

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And tomorrow I can start using my spirit potions on Angel cookie, who I really shouldn't have neglected at level 14 for SO long when I think it's my other best cookie (besides millenial tree) but listen, there keep being EVENTS

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Speaking of events, I really wish I was the kind of shameless asshole who was willing to ask people to download this game and play a few levels with my invite code so I could get the much-needed boost from these rewards

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I really only need like 2-3 people to do it, but I'm a wuss and just borrowed Joe's phone to play it on his phone and give myself a freebie lol

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I wonder what the max level is for a legendary cookie, though

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it ten? Ten seems logical, considering 15 is max for an epic and 20 is max for a rare.

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Also... this Hello Kitty event.

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It's.... an ordeal.

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Mostly I'm BEWILDERED because we're like halfway through it and I have not even SEEN the third treasure. You know, the one I'm supposed to be equipping with the other two to do a bunch of quests?

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This is.... vexing.

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I don't know if this is a "you didn't pay real money so you won't see this treasure until the end, sucker" situation or a "every chest is an independent event and BOY probability is a bitch"

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I think I'd mind less if I at least knew which one it was lmao

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sweetstacks: It's just a sidescrolling platformer but I find it sort of relaxing? It's a LOT at first, like, there's always a billion events going on, but then you realise most of your quest stuff happens without you keeping track of it and it gets way simpler

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Also the cookies are cute :V

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(And hey, if you pick it up, I can toss you a code to click that'll give us both sweet loot for you clicking it.)

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Oh, while I'm complaining: what the FUCK does the combo bonus for Chili Pepper Cookie and Bad Pepper MEAN

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"Mayhem at the Treasure Vault"

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Hello?? Hello???? What DOES THAT MEAN

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Heck, I hope you enjoy it!!

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>:V At the very least I hope you appreciate how cute the concept+execution is