So apparently I'm being arrested for tax evasion tomorrow. I 'owe' them £1750 and they want me to go to the nearest Tesco or Sainsburys to get giftcards of that amount to give to the lawyers who turn up tomorrow. If I don't have the giftcards the policemen will arrest me on the spot.

I told him that they better be bringing cake

he hung up

Lolll

loool

they called me once on my cell

and i said "I'm actually sitting at my county warrants desk looking at all active warrants and my names not here, can you explain?"

I realised very quickly into his 'speech' that this was a bogus call and I giggled at his very, very fake American accent. He got really angry with me and yelled that I wasn't taking this 'very serious matter very seriously'

you should have played along and seen if anyone showed up

LMAO this is the best thing i've read today

I got one of those and laughed and said I needed a vacation. He didn't like that, so rude keeping me from my solitude.

Lol

We'll send you a cake with a file in it!