Ask me questions for characters

Ace H: Emotionally? NO FUCKS GIVEN. Academically, he'd fall asleep in the middle and do rough but passable
M: Any tbfh. He's not ALL ABOUT SHOWING OFF but he doesn't give a fuck, he just avoids it for hassle
Q: DRASTICALLY WITH EXPLOSIVE TEMPER AND EMO DARKNESS UNDERMINING HIMSELF HARDCORE

lmao I read M and thought "the easiest way to summarize all the many and varied reasons is also possibly one of the most awkward. Brothers"

THAT SAID

Smoker: B F G K S

Marco: A C K L R

Smoker: B: Fattening. Like donuts, cookies, pie, omelettes. High in empty calories
F: depends.... Like he will grovel to protect people as needed. But he will die before doing the wrong thing.
G: Yes indefinitely. Has two dogs in and can handle kids great. And G-5 who are worse than anyone

K: No. So much no Smoker singing in public... NOPE. He will sing the marine song Garp and Kaidou love that Aokiji hates but it's not out of joy it's just socially acceptable
S: Probably very. ... Fix? No. He just stays dry keeps smoking. \:|/ stays thirsty.

Marco: A: pretty intense he needs to be pretty birb!!!
C: Shanks :| Especially anyone who can manage to troll Maroc instead of vice versa
K: EVERYTHING \o/ Marco will sing whatever he wants whenever he wants, and all the time and more if it annoys or bothers others
L: Everything :| ^ SEE ABOVE
R: /cough cough cough/ everything I mean

seriiiiously

purple shirts, anklets, corsets, stuff to troll with

seashell bikini

Virgin Slayer sweater

That's mine, not Marco's

and I'm not ashamed of it

Wat

>>

You can't wear the Virgin Slayer, you have no buttocks.

oi

Carver: A, B, C, D, E, F, I, K, L, M, O, P, Q, T

Carver: A: he vaguely remembers to shave when it gets JUST LONG ENOUGH that someone yells at him for it :V
B: PICKY AF. He doesnt' have to be heart healthy like Alec , but hes a total brat and opposite Carlisle. but its why hes so skinny lol even though he can't do exercise hardcore mostly etc.
C: Everything He's so easily annoyed holy shit.

Incompetence, liars, water, overly polite fakers, people
D: $5, and asking where they are and what he can do to make them safer / figure out why they are homeless (Ie: drug rehab, or etc.)
E: No. Ask a police officer or others for directions. He's not your stereotypical male lol
F: UH. I mean he WILL ALWAYS DO WHAT HE THINKS IS RIGHT so it's

just a matter of whether what he thinks is right is what OTHERS think is right. Which they don't. Often. But he doesn't care. But he always does what he thinks is. Not that he's infallible, but experience < compassion etc.
I: nothing Not even pedos. Or demons. He can't even be cruel for the greater good lbr
K: gimme a bit hang on

The Clash - I Fought the Law (Official Video)

David Tennant sings Gilbert & Sullivan

^ But in American not Scottish

David Tennant Singing and Eating Ice Cream

+ ANY SONG THAT COMES INTO HIS MOOD LIKE A JUKEBOX MUSICAL BECAUSE YES

so if he has the radio on....

headcanon: Ellie both never turned on the radio and would have kept it off just because she can't stand this side of him that doesn't match the rest of his persona

L: :| :| :| I mean it's Carver so his face

M: No. God. NO. I mean. If. Like. It was the only thing required to save someone and even then he'd just be liek "Why can't I wear boxers?!"
-- That said if someone DID catch him in public naked, he'd act totally unfazed / unembarrassed, because whatever GOT HIM TO THAT POINT (ie: sex?) he already wanted enough he doesn't care anymore
O: Workaholic so

Chrysalis: /mischiveous smile

all the workaholic type things and he forgets how to manage social/family and it bites him in the ass HARD
P: REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY FUCKING STRONG HOLY SHIT. Getting him to break his overthinking repression is a feat of heroic epic proportions
Q: Neatly and sufficiently. >>; "Imma just take the fall for my wife, no biggie" UHHH

T: Coffee, old spice, wool suits in fucking California the loon

Oh Chrysalis

XD