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[tmnt/bayverse] okay so i finally forced myself to watch these movies, to surprising results
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the first one? absolute fucking garbage, made only very marginally better by skipping all the purely human scenes
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the designs are so ugly, it takes itself way too seriously, mikey is a sincerely creepy flirt with borderline rapey comments
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don't like it AT ALL. there were like maybe 3 or 4 cute moments in the movie but overall, absolutely not worth the watch unless you hate watch it with friends, like i did
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now here's the surprising part
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second one? "out of the shadows"?
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good movie.
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very fun silly romp, lots of archie-like comedy with a couple serious-ish moments
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way more turtles in this movie, they had a lot more personality, they smoothed out the designs of the turtles and splinter so they weren't so hard to look at
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less dumb weeby elements unlike the first one, really dumb stupid shit like they actually had a garbage truck that ACTUALLY shot manhole covers
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VERY CUTE, it was ridiculous and i actually really liked it
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the best part was rocksteady and bebop, who sell the entire movie
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i support them and their relationship, which is the sweetest thing I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THAT but they're so supportive of each other, IT'S REALLY CUTE!!! IT'S CUTE GUYS
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i support gay mutant rights
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anyway you aren't losing anything by watching the second movie but not the first
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which is fortunate because the second one is on hulu and you can't find the first one streaming anywhere, which honestly is a sign
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the first one used to be on hulu, i know bc i watched it
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unfortunately,
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boots there are less destructive ways to self-harm
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anyway watch the second one, i actually really liked it
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there were a couple >:/ moments, but honestly the only 'sexy april' moment was not that bad...i liked it a little
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probably because megan fox is insanely hot and she was pulling a fast one over on a dumbo dude during it
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heck u i do what i want
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WATCH THE SECOND ONE
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wait maybe i can stream it on rabbit
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................wait why are you awake
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GO TO BED
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oh that reminds me
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I CAN'T SLEEP the neighbors are DIY refinishing their floors
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i'm lying in bed and dying inside
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anyway check your texts in a second
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uh my phone is like five feet away, there's no way i could get up and get it
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oh right i forgot your legs are broken
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this better not be a picture of halen
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ur a bitch
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I MISS THAT BARKY BOY SO MUCH