๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
Who on Earth is Tom Baker OKAY IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THIS YOU NEED TO
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
But basically he was going to shoot a commercial in New Zealand and they were like oh your wife can come with but one of the tickets had been cancelled so his wife goes off with an airport person to sort it out
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
Meantime, to avoid falling into a berserk attack, I struck up a conversation with the rather fraught-looking parents of a fourteen year odld boy. Their problem dwarfed mine. As my wife would not be allowed to sit on my knee all the way across the world, all I needed was another seat. These anxious parents had ordered ten bottles of oxygen for their frail
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
Just then my wife returned with her helper and told me that a solution could not be found. The impulse for a berserk attack came rushing back, swept to my head in a few pints of blood by the feel of it.
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
The contralto looked at me anxiously. My wife looked at me anxiously. I looked at them bot anxiously and wondered how long it had been since an old man went berserk at their check-in desk.
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
The long hours drag by and we are a bit dicouraged. Fourtunately, my wife is brave and knows something about Buddhism so she does not despair. I know nothing of such philosophy so my suffering is meaningless
๐Ÿ’€Go, Cubs Go๐Ÿ’€
i love Tom xD
Wonderful Leaf
Oh my gosh this sounds amazing
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
Or likeI don't know if it's a lookalike or what but he's like why is Anthony Hopkins our waiter?
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
As (anthony hopkins) brought my main dish and placed it in front of me with perfect grace and tact I allowed my hand to touch his. Not in a marked manner, but accidentally as it were. The effect on me was electric, just like the old days
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
The effect on Sir Anthony was impercepible. Perhaps he's forgotten me I thought and my heart dropped like a stone. I saw the wonderful liquid eyes work their magic on all around me. I saw and remembered that marvellous enigmatic smile of long ago
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
and his wife is like perhaps it isn't really him
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
so their bill is paid by an admirer at the bar
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
The romance dropped out of the vening. An admirer? I looked to my wife and sighed. 'A fan' .... We both guessed that the acceptance of a dinner might lead to two hours talk on the history of Doctor Who
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
I WAS NOT EXPECTED TO BE HIT BY FEELS GODDAMNIT
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
Then Miss Egan turned to me and said, "and what about you, Tommy Baker, what do you want to be when you grow up."
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
I answered like a shot. "an orphan please miss." The class roared with laughter until they saw the expression of horror on Miss's face and then they copied her expression. "So you want to be rid of your mother and father?' she asked me
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
Jesus, Mary and Joseph, but why?" choked Miss Egan
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
"so that I can get presents from America," I told her
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
It may be having God and a Guardian Angel around at all time is what makes Catholics fast shaggers
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
One tortured soul I know who suffers from amazingly premature ejaculation-- I mean so premature that he hasn't got any children after eleven years of marriage- was told by the priest that it was probably a blessing in disguise.
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
What a piece of advice to give to a poor sod who comes off at the sound of his wife's car in the drive
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
God I love this XD he talks about going to 'wanking school' and that one of his mates has a prodigious cock.
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
Which is not to say I'm insinuating tht he's bi or anything (though I wouldn't be surprised) but he is hilariously nsfw
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
XD so they're wanking,sort of, reciting names of girls
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
"Bertha Moonan?" I suggested, desperate to kindle the flames further. There was a howl of anger as Rex's dick died.
"You daft bugger, now look what you've done," snarled Derek Houghton. "You've killed his dick."
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
This extravagant statement produced a mournful silence that would have fetched down all the dicks in Liverpool
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
It's interesting though! That guys seem to do this?
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
because I've never heard of girls getting in a wank circle XD
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
"Blessed Maria Goretti!" Christ, that did it. All dicks were struck dead by this blasphemy and we went home ashamed
๐Ÿ’€Go, Cubs Go๐Ÿ’€
i am 100% convinced he is pan or at the least ways bi and very picky xD
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
you know every actor but I think especially Tom Baker put themselves in the Doctor
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
My mother was a thirty-cup-a-day (tea drinker) and we easily burned the arse out of three kettles a year
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
so basically when he was 9 he got an abscess and had to be in the hospital
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
and some nurses tried to force feed him cabbage so he farted in terror until they were driven off
Seijin CC
on my goodness
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
XD there is more farting in this book than I expected
Seijin CC
I aint even surprised
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
It's kind of interesting to think how common death was back then without vaccines or anything like that
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
When they talked of Shilling KAte of Selkhorn street, my breath would come short and my whole body would tingle. And now when I think back of all those hours of going to church, all the kneeling down and listening to various lunatics tell me the meaning of life, I could have been tingling on a corner
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
A hard heart is an obstacle to getting to heaven, but so is a hard cock because a forty-five-degree hard on is a real scrambler of good intentions. It's also embarrassing with God and your Guardian Angel on hand, so to speak
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
In fact it's almost impossible dod a good dead with a stalk on. Talking to God in this condition is a monk's nightmare. You can't just shoo a firm dick soft, you know
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
In som orders you can take the offending organ to another monk who has been specially chosen by the Abbot to deal with this problem. Usually he was the one with the really sharp teeth. That's right, it was his job to bite your dick.
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
This practice lead to the proverb, once bitten twice shy
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
Did anyone want to tempt me into sin against holy purity? And if it was Brother Felix, would I be able to resist?
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
so in this part he's at the monastary and they speak up about saints's names to remind themslves of virtues
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
The devil ricoheted in my head and did his damndest to provoke me. He kept suggesting I shout: "everyone get his dick out!' but I never dared
Exacerangutan
Exacerangutan
........I get a distinctly Kurt Vonnegut feel from parts of this. XD
Exacerangutan
Or to put it another way, I suspect he might be yanking your chain, so to speak.
๐Ÿ’€Go, Cubs Go๐Ÿ’€
a lot of his interviews are like this xD minus the ones on family tv
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
this man is kinky af and is really sensitive and passionate
๐Ÿ’€Go, Cubs Go๐Ÿ’€
i watched this new comedy show with him i as the guest host
๐Ÿ’€Go, Cubs Go๐Ÿ’€
he was pretty much this toned down for evening televison
Exacerangutan
...I mean, not being catholic, I can't attest personally to whether there are actually specialist dick-biter monks, but I'm a bit skeptical.
Exacerangutan
I MEAN I feel like you can convey sincerely your personality without everything you say literally being factual, which is why I say I'm reminded of Vonnegut XD
Exacerangutan
who says a lot of nonsense but always seems to be very sincerely Vonnegut, even (maybe especially) when he's pulling your leg
Exacerangutan
BUT
Exacerangutan
that's me and I'm only getting liveplurked snippets, so XD
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
XD I suppose I'm just not clear on what particularly it is you're doubting like dick biting monks possibly but
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
I'm sort of more interested in his uh expression of sexuality rofl because it's so interesting like
Exacerangutan
my favorite Tom Baker is still The Fourth Doctor Calls Tom Baker
Exacerangutan
although I also liked that one Tom Baker documentary I saw a while ago
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
which is good because with a nose like that you can't reall avoid it
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
also it makes me sad that Pertwee didn't really like him :c
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
ugh he's in the army now and just wants a frand but no one wants to be his frand
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
also it's sad that everyone thinks he's dim witted
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
"oh don't try to be smart, Tom. Just do as you're told or you'll never be a star"
Seijin CC
Exacerangutan : Nooooooooooooo you don't know man you don't know. Catholicism is crazy
Seijin CC
don't even get me started on WHY the homosexuality and pedophilia is rampant because IT IS REALLY OBVIOUS OKAY
Seijin CC
also economically motivated!!! /RUNS AROUND IN CIRCLES FLAILING
Seijin CC
(LOL)
Seijin CC
:< yeah
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
Tom Baker said once I think that Doctor Who changed his life and I don't doubt it good god
Seijin CC
yes
Seijin CC
bigly
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
My arse pouted in fear. Is...just an awesome line
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
He talks about how Sundays were always the worst for him and that's when he would draft suicide notes and I MEAN it's tongue in cheek so on some level he's joking but he's also really not
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
also ๐Ÿ’€Go, Cubs Go๐Ÿ’€ I find it kind of amusing that Tom can't swim and is terrified of water. It sounds familiar somehow B|a
teaโ€™s gone cold
i am permanently unsure about whether i believe any of this book but he is amazing
Exacerangutan
teaโ€™s gone cold : my experience of Tom Baker interview and documentary style leads me to feel the same way XD
Exacerangutan
also how seamlessly he popped into total nonsense in that Fourth Doctor call
teaโ€™s gone cold
afaik i don't think he identifies as bi but his attractions to men do seem to be sincere. he's probably biromantic?
teaโ€™s gone cold
his monk crushing was so extremely situational i don't think you can judge him for it though
teaโ€™s gone cold
re him being stupid, he's said that had he been at school in this day and age, he'd have been diagnosed as dyslexic. only it was the 40s so they just called him stupid.
teaโ€™s gone cold
the stuff about the intense sense of smell is extremely dys* spectrum
Exacerangutan
I feel like he's mostly just super self-aware and unabashed about not being 100% at the very edge of the sexuality/romanticality(?) spectrum in a way that tbh more men ought to be? But I mean again I'm going by things other than this book, so.
teaโ€™s gone cold
a lot of the stuff in the book speaks to me, particularly the constant sense of being in a slightly adjacent, weirder version of reality
teaโ€™s gone cold
but yeah the sensory perception stuff was, like, the first time i saw that written down
๐”ฏ๐”ž๐”ฆ๐”ซ๐”Ÿ๐”ฌ๐”ด ๐”ญ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ๐”ž๐” ๐‘ฆ~
well I believe it but I could be super gullible tho
Exacerangutan
maybe he's just using Doctor Voice on you
Exacerangutan
I could see this being a conversation many minions have had after the Doctor has passed through
Exacerangutan
"OK but how did you get talked into this"
"HE JUST SEEMED CREDIBLE IDK"
Seijin CC
No 1000% believe it
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