But basically he was going to shoot a commercial in New Zealand and they were like oh your wife can come with but one of the tickets had been cancelled so his wife goes off with an airport person to sort it out
Meantime, to avoid falling into a berserk attack, I struck up a conversation with the rather fraught-looking parents of a fourteen year odld boy. Their problem dwarfed mine. As my wife would not be allowed to sit on my knee all the way across the world, all I needed was another seat. These anxious parents had ordered ten bottles of oxygen for their frail
Just then my wife returned with her helper and told me that a solution could not be found. The impulse for a berserk attack came rushing back, swept to my head in a few pints of blood by the feel of it.
The contralto looked at me anxiously. My wife looked at me anxiously. I looked at them bot anxiously and wondered how long it had been since an old man went berserk at their check-in desk.
The long hours drag by and we are a bit dicouraged. Fourtunately, my wife is brave and knows something about Buddhism so she does not despair. I know nothing of such philosophy so my suffering is meaningless
As (anthony hopkins) brought my main dish and placed it in front of me with perfect grace and tact I allowed my hand to touch his. Not in a marked manner, but accidentally as it were. The effect on me was electric, just like the old days
The effect on Sir Anthony was impercepible. Perhaps he's forgotten me I thought and my heart dropped like a stone. I saw the wonderful liquid eyes work their magic on all around me. I saw and remembered that marvellous enigmatic smile of long ago
The romance dropped out of the vening. An admirer? I looked to my wife and sighed. 'A fan' .... We both guessed that the acceptance of a dinner might lead to two hours talk on the history of Doctor Who
I answered like a shot. "an orphan please miss." The class roared with laughter until they saw the expression of horror on Miss's face and then they copied her expression. "So you want to be rid of your mother and father?' she asked me
One tortured soul I know who suffers from amazingly premature ejaculation-- I mean so premature that he hasn't got any children after eleven years of marriage- was told by the priest that it was probably a blessing in disguise.
"Bertha Moonan?" I suggested, desperate to kindle the flames further. There was a howl of anger as Rex's dick died. "You daft bugger, now look what you've done," snarled Derek Houghton. "You've killed his dick."
When they talked of Shilling KAte of Selkhorn street, my breath would come short and my whole body would tingle. And now when I think back of all those hours of going to church, all the kneeling down and listening to various lunatics tell me the meaning of life, I could have been tingling on a corner
A hard heart is an obstacle to getting to heaven, but so is a hard cock because a forty-five-degree hard on is a real scrambler of good intentions. It's also embarrassing with God and your Guardian Angel on hand, so to speak
In fact it's almost impossible dod a good dead with a stalk on. Talking to God in this condition is a monk's nightmare. You can't just shoo a firm dick soft, you know
In som orders you can take the offending organ to another monk who has been specially chosen by the Abbot to deal with this problem. Usually he was the one with the really sharp teeth. That's right, it was his job to bite your dick.
I MEAN I feel like you can convey sincerely your personality without everything you say literally being factual, which is why I say I'm reminded of Vonnegut XD
He talks about how Sundays were always the worst for him and that's when he would draft suicide notes and I MEAN it's tongue in cheek so on some level he's joking but he's also really not
re him being stupid, he's said that had he been at school in this day and age, he'd have been diagnosed as dyslexic. only it was the 40s so they just called him stupid.
I feel like he's mostly just super self-aware and unabashed about not being 100% at the very edge of the sexuality/romanticality(?) spectrum in a way that tbh more men ought to be? But I mean again I'm going by things other than this book, so.
"You daft bugger, now look what you've done," snarled Derek Houghton. "You've killed his dick."
my favorite Tom Baker is still The Fourth Doctor Calls Tom Bakeralthough I also liked that one Tom Baker documentary I saw a while agodon't even get me started on WHY the homosexuality and pedophilia is rampant because IT IS REALLY OBVIOUS OKAYalso economically motivated!!! /RUNS AROUND IN CIRCLES FLAILINGalso how seamlessly he popped into total nonsense in that Fourth Doctor call"HE JUST SEEMED CREDIBLE IDK"