Needed a key hanger upper, so I made a key hanger upper. What do you think the board was before it went to Goodwill?

Butt plug for people with odd shaped buttholes.

Alex Ball : makes sense.

I’m going with bread slicer.

Yeah. Or part of a gimp's box. But everyone is going to say that so I wanted to go a different direction.

Alex Ball : I appreciate you.

Thank you, random voice in my shiny porn bringer!