Darth Imperious
Murder moogle Ezra now has someone to ask questions of! Even if he's likely to be 'please stop talking D:' when Talos goes off on a tangent because someone who actually likes history. Ick.
Murder moogle
yay, answers?
Murder moogle
also, I think that's lieutenant?
Darth Imperious
Yeah, I was pretty sure it was spelled wrong, but grammarly was all 'no no, that's right, I'mma tell you about these things I think are wrong!' and I wasn't up for fucking with it.
Murder moogle
/nod
Darth Imperious
I also had a time limit, as seen by me vanishing forever. (Grocery shopping trip. While hungry. A+ idea.)
Darth Imperious
Ashara pointing out a dumb that Ezra has been doing to prove her point about why he's getting Talos inflicted on him.
Darth Imperious
Andronikos gets him later.
Darth Imperious
If they go to Korriban, Ezra's keeping his butt planted on the ship. Not even going out onto the orbital station. Given his age, the Sith there would be '::snaps up for the Sith Academy::' fast enough to make his head spin.
Murder moogle
Why is Ezra such Sith bait
Darth Imperious
Because he's a teenager within range of a meat grinder for teenagers/young adults.
Murder moogle
he was Sith bait even before that
Murder moogle
stop that, Ezra
Darth Imperious
If he disobeys any orders to stay on the ship, Garth'zel will probably tell whoever nabbed him that they could keep him for a couple of days but do not let him get killed. Let Ezra learn to obey him the hard way, basically.
Many mistakes
(sabine, in the distance: /sits up straight, 'stop that, Ezra' alarms blaring/)
Murder moogle
Ezra really wishes he had a Sabine in this AU to yank his bacon out of the fire.
Darth Imperious
Many mistakes : This be a timeline where Ezra was sole survivor of the Ghost's crew... who then got himself dumped 3k+ years in the past. In the middle of the Sith Empire. 8D
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UM, SHIT
Murder moogle
it's a long-running AU that's just kind of grown organically
Darth Imperious
Maybe you should have tried staying away from that cliff edge with the funny-feeling bit of the Force.
Many mistakes
I'm sorry for his losses, that's awful for his adoptive family to be gone too!
Murder moogle
It was pretty traumatizing. u_u Though most of it happened off screen.
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the term 'sith bait' just has my headspace Sabine snorting "Ezra you useless twink"
Darth Imperious
He got collected by a Sith. And then dumped in a time period where said Sith didn't know him.
Darth Imperious
XD
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that sounds like eighty different flavors of Bad
Murder moogle
To be fair, the Sith in question was behaving decidedly Not Too Sithy when Ezra met him.
Murder moogle
Ezra wouldn't throw in with just anyone.
Darth Imperious
He had time to chill out by then. His current point in his own time period? Not so much. Although also to be fair, he got to suddenly have a presumed Padawan who dared infiltrate his personal ship to piss him off.
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WHOOPS
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POOR LIFE CHOICES
Darth Imperious
Angry Sith and scared kid who had no idea what was going on. Who is now terrified of Angry Sith's apprentice and who is going to find he has to sleep in the same room with him.
Murder moogle
...Garth'zel why
Murder moogle
what did Ezra do to deserve this?
Murder moogle
don't you want the kid to get some sleep and not go insane?
Darth Imperious
...He is not sharing he and his wife's bed with the kid. :|
Darth Imperious
aka, there is exactly one room for crew quarters that isn't the Captain's quarters, and that one's his.
Darth Imperious
Which means Ezra's also sharing a room with Khem.
Murder moogle
Ezra says he would happily sleep on the floor in the cargo hold instead.
Darth Imperious
He knows that's where they practice with remotes so he risks getting shot by one as a rude wake-up call, right?
Murder moogle
Sleep with a Dashade or risk getting shot
Murder moogle
which one sounds safer to you?
Darth Imperious
...Or have someone pointedly deflect a shot into him to wake him up and get him out of the way.
Darth Imperious
Anakin survived. S'not like Ezra will be sharing a bunk with him. he's bitty, but still not enough to fit.
Murder moogle
Anakin survives a lot of things he shouldn't.
Murder moogle
Anakin's the Chosen Cockroach.
Darth Imperious
gfdhgdfhgfd
Darth Imperious
StupidSexyV⚠der
/laugh so hard i wheeze
Murder moogle
did i lie
StupidSexyV⚠der
NOT AT ALL
Darth Imperious
Still. This is a case of 'If Anakin can cope, so can he'. :-P
Murder moogle
Ezra copes by sneaking into the air ducts. Not in anyone's way there.
Darth Imperious
If he does, there'll likely be some '...you better be making yourself useful in there by looking for dust or something else to clean out'.
StupidSexyV⚠der
i mean. my Anakin would do something similar
StupidSexyV⚠der
...tho garth'zel would have a major issue when Anakin realizes a collar is staying on fire a while.
Darth Imperious
...Anakin would also have major issues with a flaming collar. (Yes, I know, auto-correct strikes again.)
StupidSexyV⚠der
yes yes he would
StupidSexyV⚠der
but yeah...good um. luck with that.
Darth Imperious
His behavior would probably result in 'see this is why it's staying put'.
StupidSexyV⚠der
nope
StupidSexyV⚠der
(evenutally he's going to clue until WHY this is setting Anakin off, right)
Darth Imperious
Yeah, but still. Other Anakin managed to act like a rational goddamn human being. He wasn't happy, but he a.) understood it was 'life in the Empire' and b.) at least it wasn't an explosive hidden in there somewhere.
StupidSexyV⚠der
honestly entirely depends on his age/where he is in terms of falling
Darth Imperious
In the meantime, https://media.giphy.com/media/3oAt21Fnr4i54uK8vK/giphy.gif
Darth Imperious
I feel like I need to get ingame and make icons of Garth'zel's crew.
Darth Imperious
gjkghjk
Murder moogle
pop quiz time :-P
StupidSexyV⚠der
lol
Darth Imperious
And Ezra suddenly wishing he paid more attention when Garth'zel told him about shit that didn't pertain to Garth'zel directly? (In a way that Ezra could see, anyway.)
Murder moogle
pretty much
Murder moogle
but to be fair, how was he supposed to know it would ever have real relevance?
Murder moogle
who would ever realistically think "I better learn this in case I travel back three thousand years in time"?
Darth Imperious
3,600 years, actually, give or take a couple of decades.
Murder moogle
lol
Murder moogle
and you know how we all suck at dates when it comes to history?
Murder moogle
Ezra's probably going to start off with the entirely wrong decade or century.
Darth Imperious
...I just heard an 'oh dear' from Talos in my head. XD
Murder moogle
"oh, whoops, that hasn't... happened yet..."
StupidSexyV⚠der
lol
Darth Imperious
Child, you are an absolute disaster.
Murder moogle
"I was off by a decade! Give me a break!"
Darth Imperious
That's asking for someone to ask what body part he wants broken.
Murder moogle
Ezra: B|
Darth Imperious
Stop making faces kid, and go do some of the work that's been piling up while that's going on.
Darth Imperious
Cue 'child, what the fuck, none of that was remotely what was asked for'.
StupidSexyV⚠der
lol
Murder moogle
Yes it was. Remotely. You just can't tell because I prosed it all instead of making up something about an era I know nothing about.
Darth Imperious
And now, Ezra should have a better idea of what Garth'zel's spot on the Dark Council means. 8D
Murder moogle
poor kid's gonna be overwhelmed when this all sinks in.
Murder moogle
...well, he kind of already is
Darth Imperious
At least Talos is being nice about it? >_>
Murder moogle
there is that
Darth Imperious
The last paragraph I wrote in my tag makes me laugh. Basically, if Khem/either of the Sith have to, they will toss Ezra out of the refresher while naked, because wtf kid, other people-namely them-need it, too.
Murder moogle
I don't get the feeling Ezra is one of those people who spends much time in the refresher
Darth Imperious
Might be tempting in this instance though, given only place to be alone.
Darth Imperious
Time for Ezra to get in his questions before he gets to be absolutely relieved to have Andronikos show up to collect him for work later. >:- )
Murder moogle
assuming I can think of any questions for him to ask
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