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Holy shit my aunt who is like 60 ran away from home last week, moved to South Dakota to be with a man she met online, and just posted pictures of herself riding a fucking horse in the snow and I suddenly am so ??? Impressed ???
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Like DAMN CINDY GREW SOME BALLS
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Y’all she’s a suburban divorced housewife from Florida, this was a fucking POWER MOVE
Exacerangutan
:0
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She has two daughters and grandkids and basically went
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Bye y’all, I found a cowboy, I’m going to go ride horses and fuck his brains out
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And I’m apparently the only one screaming GET IT GIRL
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Her boyfriend there writes her cowboy poetry and records songs for her
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Like damn dude you smooth
bees-n-murders
oh my god this is like the plot of a romance novel and I love it
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My cousins are so fucking mad at her but they’re both grown ass adults, they need to calm one tit
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bees-n-murders
: RIGHT
HOCKEY SEASON
Dude, GO AUNTIE
StupidSexyV⚠der
GO AUNTIE GO
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GOOD FOR HER
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she did her parenting duties n shit, she gets to do whatever and whoever she gd wants
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
....damn she looks good for her age and go get it
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
live that best life
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Yeah my family looks amazing until they hit like 80
Mothman
dude she found a cowboy who writes poetry and sings for her? she better hold onto that
Artell
hell yeah, I hope he's a good man
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Me too, because the last two were not.
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Well, the last three tbh
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The first two communicated with their fists, and the last one tried to sexually abuse my cousin
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but I have a good feeling about this guy
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He seems really gentle and kind
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(Not that that fucking means anything anymore)
Artell
yea, cowboy in SD just made me immediately worry he's a Republican
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well she's a republican so
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match made in heave rt
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or hell
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holy bejeezus he's a giant
holy bejeezus he's a giant
Artell
oh never mind then.
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She's a pretty moderate one but like...there is the occasional reactionary post where she screams BUILD THE WALL
StupidSexyV⚠der
he is a giant
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I told you guys my fam is super racist and crazy.
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STILL THIS WAS A BALLER MOVE
Artell
this knowledge lessens my vicarious happiness and just makes me feel indifferent
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sorry XD
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I don't really blame her, it was the environment she was raised in and she never really had anyone to push her boundaries or expose her to other ideas.
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Remember, she's 60, she didn't grow up in the internet age. She grew up thinking Reagan was The One True Messiah.
Artell
it's fine and I will stop hijacking this plurk, just having a Day
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In any case, she seems really happy, and this was a huge thing for my family because we've basically been living in florida for generations. I'm the only person to elope with someone and move away.
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so I'm just like
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HELL YES, GET IT GIRL
hair cryptid
dang way to go her
miles you ass
BIGGE COWBOY MAN
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climb that like a tree, go auntie go
mai
niiiice
niiiice
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mai
: GIRL I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE STILL ON MY TIMELINE HAY
mai
HEY
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/clings
mai
I'm around! I just don't say much these days, between being busy with college and stuff
mai
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<3 i'm glad you're around
mai
good for your aunt, though!
mai
heh, thanks C:
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RIGHT
I’m Louise
WOW, good for her! GET THAT COWBOY