"hey this needs to be done by open tomorrow and I only sent this today and you have no hours but can you put 650+ tees on one of your 2-ways" B I T C H

Not only that, but you send this on a day you know we have a (supposedly) huge Pop release?

NOT TO MENTION that y'alls in corporate done fucked this release up anyway

As I understand it (because it's a bit of a hot mess and I was away for a weekend), this HTX Pop was originally street-dated for last week or so, but for some reason corporate was like "lol j/k you can sell it whenever you get it!"

So they posted about it on the official company social media site...not taking into account that street-dated Pops don't ship until a certain time.

So we got a shitton of people asking about this Pop that we didn't get in yet.

And the Pops all arrived at different stores at different times -- we weren't the first ones to get this style in.

And then JS forgot to post on our store's social media that we got these Pops in, but then again they gave him a shitton of promo changes to do so no wonder he forgot.

And then the DM goes and sends this email re: the 650+ clearance tees that we're trying to sell through with our 2 for $12 deal like. Why. Why.

Because it's not just "put those tees on a 2-way" -- the unsaid other half of that statement is "kill one of your 2-ways and work that shit into the appropriate sections."

Also they're sending select stores (one of which is our store) new fixtures to "maximize our merchandising."

Fuckers, how about you let us take down our denim displays that take up almost four face-outs' worth of space on our walls??

But noooooo apparently those are supposed to be permanent.

I wish I still had my emote of Bomberman flipping the bird but I don't so instead I'll just page 8 at everything

In happier news, they might disable in-store web orders for Pops for the holidays and we got in a Halloween Pusheen blanket and notebook that I want.

Not that I need any more Pusheens. I need all the Pusheens.

And now I'm here drafting up sensoring guidelines for the other associates because /cries over having had to sensor and tag three whole tee walls

I just work here, man. And spend too much money here.

What if I just called into work today on account of being too sleep-deprived...