dating my characters
Mouth Powers
dating my characters
dating my characters
Mouth Powers
Jedao will have to pencil you in like a fuckin regency lady with a dance card
Mouth Powers
but he's good in bed, good at romantic gestures, and will protect and nurture and support you as well as he can
Mouth Powers
and then occasionally have insane traumatized breakdowns but at least he has a wide support network for that (see point one) and will try not to put it on you if you aren't up for it
Ptriciadactyl
That is a hilarious description of Jedao.
Mouth Powers
it's true tho
Ptriciadactyl
a regency dance card, only with much more fucking!
Mouth Powers
he's free thursday do you want the blowjob or not mmkay
Mouth Powers
Fabian is thoughtful and good at 1) the sweet little caring gestures 2) dramatically sacrificing himself for you if necessary. Also monogamously-inclined despite that being totally a bit weird for spiders.
Mouth Powers
on the downside, he is a spider
Ptriciadactyl
Tris would platonically date Jedao. In the "I will cook for you and I guess I wouldn't object to cuddles but like hell do I know how to initiate that shit" way.
Ptriciadactyl
but romance is a nope all around. XD
Mouth Powers
Jedao has like..............mentally categorized Tris as, not a child, but like.....Of His Children's Generation, which he does massively irregularly
Mouth Powers
see: Fives
Ptriciadactyl
I figured as much.
Mouth Powers
which would make him feel real weird if they ever canoodled
Ptriciadactyl
Jedao's on Tris's list of "people who are objectively attractive but who I'm definitely not attracted to."
Ptriciadactyl
But she definitely has cuddled him when he's in fox form, so she figures human form probably isn't that much weirder.
Mouth Powers
I don't think Jedao is...mentally at all in the habit of even assessing women's attractiveness unless they particularly ping him, which Tris doesn't for many reasons
Mouth Powers
if you asked him obectively he'd definitely say she was lovely and then try to set her up with someone Worthy
shobogan
take on hope's mission jedao
Ptriciadactyl
Tris says no, do not set her up with anyone, thanks. (I say it would be hilarious; Hope was going to, had even found out about Tris's romantic preferences, but did not get around to it.)
Mouth Powers
Kahl is a sulky teenage virgin with abandonment issues who is physically pained by forgiveness, do not date him, he will be had it
Mouth Powers
*bad at
Mouth Powers
addenda: Jedao will hide shit from you, tho
Mouth Powers
no matter how much he loves and trusts and stalks and nurtures you
Mouth Powers
because he is a high-handed micromanaging asshole
Mouth Powers
and sometimes he can be very cruel when he thinks he has to push you into a revelation "for your own good"
Ptriciadactyl
y e p.
Ptriciadactyl
it's part of how devastatingly effective he is.
Mouth Powers
information control is like breathing to him
Mouth Powers
he can do it on purpose but he also does it automatically
skipthedemon
Christ, also file: high handed secretive asshole who will be cruel for "for your own good" as reasons Jedao reminds Missy of the Doctor.
Mouth Powers
it's true 
Mouth Powers
although I suspect he's at least somewhat more self-aware about it
skipthedemon
Probably. Twelve....seemed a little more aware?
Themme Fatale
I still mourn for never getting to mush Jedao and Horatio together in a sexless ship of mutual crushing.
Mouth Powers
Themme Fatale
SAME
Mouth Powers
eventually jedao cracks and drunk-texts him like CAN I JUST BLOW YOU A LITTLE PLZ and horatio can never look at him without blushing again
Themme Fatale
"my dear friend, I think your communicator has "automatically-corrected" your message. Do you need my support in some way?" c:
Themme Fatale
BECAUSE THAT'S A GRAMMATICALLY CONFUSING TEXT FOR YOUR FRIEND FROM THE PAST
Mouth Powers
PLZ SUPPORT MY MOUTH WITH YOUR DICK
Mouth Powers
drunk jedao is undeterred
Themme Fatale
/stoney silence
Themme Fatale
/eighteen months later
Mouth Powers
Themme Fatale
"Sir, long ago you expressed to me a desire for companionship. while I consider my long inaction on this matter to be most cowardly, cruel, and unmindful of your feelings, I still find myself compelled to ask if this failure in my part has fully extinguished any small ember of this thought that once occupied you?"
Themme Fatale
HE JUST NEEDED A YEAR AND A HALF TO GET USED TO THE IDEA OKAY.
skipthedemon
sounds legit
Mouth Powers
IM DISTRAUGHT AND BEREFT come comfort me with your manly embrace
Mouth Powers
(WHY IS EARTH DUMB ABOUT SEX, S I G H)
shobogan
jean ever told jedao it took her and scott eight years to have sex
no citations
God I am so sad suddenly that Horatio and Harry didn't t overlap.
Mouth Powers
shobogan
she has not
shobogan
clearly she needs to
Ptriciadactyl
shobogan
: Hope has told Tris how long it took Jean to get with Scott. XD
shobogan
OH GOOD
shobogan
THANKS HOPE
shobogan
(do you have a link)
Ptriciadactyl
She said Jean was disqualified from giving romantic advice because it took her a decade to get together with Scott, and because her choice was Scott. XD
Ptriciadactyl
It was a brief mention in this thread.
shobogan
i mean........fair