in case anyone was wondering how picky and temperamental birds can be, my parrot just got hostile and lashed out at my hands when i was filling his food dish because i'm wearing nail polish

all i know of birds is that their tiny bodies cannot hold the hate they contain

Nail polish is up there with hats as a sign of nefariousness

strangely he's never reacted to me wearing hats

other people wearing hats, though...

Zombibble this is so accurate lmfao

this one is p. happy and non-hateful as long as it's understood that a) he does not want to be touched, and he does not want to be made to come out of his cage

that should be b.) but plurk is doing the thing